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Bern

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About Me

When I finally quit smoking and drinking I'll have enough money for world travel, designer shoes and fine dining. Until then I'll continue loving every minute of my semi meaningless existence in my over priced Manhattan apartment...

My Interests

Bloomingdales, jack daniels, grande coffee (milk, no sugar), and sleeping on the beach

I'd like to meet:

Luke fucking Perry

Music:

just about anything that originated in NJ (Bruce, Jon Bon, Frank), the 80s (G&R, Madonna, Duran Duran) or can be heard on KTU...it's my Puerto Rican roots. hahaha. I don't really have a favorite, as long as I can dance to it, it's good! ;)

Movies:

Jaws (all 4), Reservoir Dogs, Annie Hall, 200 Cigarettes

Television:

Storm Stories and everything on ABC Family ... I'm pretending I can go back in time and do it all over again

Books:

The Dominant Blonde, Cause Celeb, All the Presidents Men

Heroes:

SJP, My Mom (the original bern)