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AssCobra

no. stop. seriously. stop. i'm going to pee my pants...

About Me

13 years of catholic school made me crass. i'm also a big brat. i'd be a much cooler dude.

My Interests

balls

I'd like to meet:

the ones i've been warned about and:

Music:

i like music that makes me nervous.

Movies:

wet hot american summer, point break, coming to america, goodfellas, cradle of fear, PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET! garden state, dirty dancing, old school... horror movies in general.

Television:

!24!, family guy, America's funniest home videos, simpsons, conan, law & order, anything on discovery, history and food channel.

Books:

ooh i love books... palahniuk, hemingway, burgess, rilke, poe, dostoyevsky, vonnegut etc...

Heroes:

Mick jagger,Mr. Randy Skeet and Mr. Valentine... Boston Apartments

My Blog

Ode to Dallas

Moira and I have decided to talk like Dallas. Who's Dallas, you might ask? Quite possibly the world's classiest broad ever to smoke rock and maintain a job for longer than a week. Basically, Dallas is...
Posted by AssCobra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST