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melissa

it was...vehicular man slaughter!!

About Me

hi. me llamo melissa. some call me missy, others call me melissa allison carter. no one really looks at this except kyla and some of her friends so i'm going to make stuff up.i'm a fugitive from mexico that illegally crossed the border hoping to score a role on *el amor prohibido* because i'm a really bad actress. i was put away for drinking...... a man's brain out of his stomach when we was still alive.they said i was in an unhealty mental state but i turned around and yelled "boo whores" and ran away.then i came here where i tried to act like a confused mexican tourist but unfortately my flawless english accent gave me away.now i live in natomas because i am a gangsta.WeLcOmE tO My LiFe!!...just kidding NONE of that is true. except the part about natomas. minus the gangsta.

My Interests

being me.

I'd like to meet:

you...you sexy THANG

Music:

whatever i want bitch!!

Movies:

ah too many to list

My Blog

ok i need friends

i'm sick of having kyla be my only friend.   just kidding kyla i love you   but anyone who reads this, be my friend! please! and comment! i'm starting to feel like a loooooser....   xox...
Posted by melissa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

kyla's a bitch

HAHAHHA I'M JUST KIDDING BABY I LOVE YOU! ok well i need to work on getting pics. i can't seem to take good ones. and kyla, don't even go there sister. all ur lil rich friends in the abercrombie ar...
Posted by melissa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hey guys!!

hi, welcome to my SUPA frekay myspace. sorry, random. anyways, i made this for my kylababe cause she wouldn't stop bugging me. SO HERE IT IS KYLA i love u babe!! anyways, yes, so none of my f...
Posted by melissa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST