I'd like to meet:
One person in every ten of those that I actually do.
Music:
Bright Eyes, Morrissey, The Smiths, The Libertines, Baby Shambles, Ian Brown, The Stone Roses, Desaparecidos, Manics, Mr Bungle, System Of A Down, Faith No More, Rage Against The Machine, Radiohead, The Cribs, Mogwai, NWA, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Soul Wax, Sublime, Arab Strap, Hope Of The States, Two Gallants, Fields, Klaxons, Dead Man Ray, Get Cape.Wear Cape.Fly, dEUS, The Killers, Panic At The Disco!, Ride, The Arcade Fire, The Delgados, The Pixies, Nirvana, Zita Swoon, Happy Mondays, Mr Bungle, Jamie T, The Flaming Lips, The Jesus & Mary Chain, Dr Dre, The Futureheads, Spiritualized, Patrick Wolf, Guillemots, Placebo, My Chemical Romance, Hadouken!, Venetian Snares, The Editors, Arctic Monkeys, Sigur Ros, Gore Slut, Braintax, Massive Attack, Aphex Twin, DJ Shadow, Coldcut, The Orb, Kings Of Leon, Lemon Jelly, Public Enemy, Explosions In The Sky, Battles, Dan Le Sac & Scroobius Pip, Tricky, 2pac, Eminem, Super Furry Animals, DIY, Giddy Fruit, Danny Tenaglia, Full Fat & Chunky, Maps, The Operatives, The All New Adventures Of Us, Faye Gibson, Orwell Music, Pig Unit, Cave, Chimpanman, Your Idiot Brother, Beastie Boys, Roni Size, Tindersticks, anything on Ninja or Mo Wax or Constellation or Fierce Panda, proper D and B, Napalm Death, et al.
Movies:
2001: A Space Odyssey, Taxi Driver, Old Boy, Shawn Of The Dead, Withnail and I, Waking Life, Naked, Dead Man's Shoes, The Big Lebowski, South Park: The Movie, anything by the Coen brothers, anything by Mike Leigh, most things by Shane Meadows, most things by Scorsese, most things by Kubrick, most things by David Lynch and every second of celluloid action featuring Chuck Norris.
Television:
Brass Eye, Spaced, South Park, The Day Today, Look Around You, Peep Show, The Mighty Boosh, The Office, Jam, Monkey Dust, Nathan Barley, Screen Wipe, The Simpsons, Jump Off TV, My Name Is Earl, any Borat, The Adam and Joe Show, informative documentaries, Match Of The Day, Richard and Judy, etc.
Books:
The Hungry Caterpillar. Nearly halfway through now.
Heroes:
Bill Hicks, Morrissey, Chris Morris, John Fowles, Banksy, Noel Fielding, Charlie Brooker, Eddie Izzard, Mark Thomas, Shami Chakrabati, Conor Oberst and some bloke you won't know called Derrick - he's recently turned to the ancient art of voodoo magic and is now alive and well again, if a little single-minded in his pursuits,src="http://neutron-x.com/imagesold/totallymisc/bil lhicks5.jpeg"