Thursday's child has far to blow |
Like many hapless fools I was caught out in the gusty wilderness on Thursday last. Having heard the weather forecast I had taken the precaution of nailing my feet to the floor at work as I new I woul...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:20:00 GMT |
Desert Island Dicks |
I've just been to a desert island for the last six months training to pick limes. I had no idea it would take so long but it is a very complex procedure and it has enriched my life immeasurably.
The a...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 17:06:00 GMT |
Thus Spoke Zarathustra |
Zarathustra spent many years getting off his tits up in the mountains and invented a philosophy that didn't make any sense.
On his way back to the thronging masses Zarathustra met an old man who he as...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 04:00:00 GMT |
A list of facts |
A mallet was going to be called a mallard until somebody realised there was already a duck with this name.
White chocolate isn't brown.
The earth is a slightly ovoid spheroid, and it has eyes.
Bubblew...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 02:36:00 GMT |
A short story |
Once again I apologise for my long leave of absence. I have been very weak due to an acute case of Captain Corelli's Mandolin. I have been affected by this disease since birth. It is a rare disor...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 13:55:00 GMT |
Holidays |
My apologies for being incommunicado for so long. I have been to a faraway land, tales of which would turn most people to stone. So I won't tell them. There is a tale I will tell, and whilst it detail...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 16:54:00 GMT |
Deliver us from evil |
I have once again been working in order to gather enough money to support my outrageous crack habit. Today is the turn of my job as a delivery driver for my local independent supermarket, a servi...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:49:00 GMT |
Duty calls once more |
I have good news and bad. The good news is that the bee flu pandemic that could have wrought scary maimhavoc on us all is gone, thanks to my new found aptitude for creating vaccines. The bad news...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 02:47:00 GMT |
Beeing a bad influenze |
So, here I am in my underground laboratory, working on my latest project.
Hang on. Before I go any further I must make clear that my underground laboratory, whilst high in technical specifications, i...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:47:00 GMT |
Snooker groupie |
I know this is going to be a little hard to believe, but I actually had a pretty good day today.
It begins as I am sitting exacting a small repair to the front of my house. Last week I took one of th...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:10:00 GMT |
