My Celebrity Look-alikes |
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Posted by CARLENE on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:53:00 PST |
ha ha |
This woman had just gotten out of the shower when her husband went in. Suddenly the door bell rang, so she put on a towel and went downstairs. When she opened the door it was the next-door neighbor R...
Posted by CARLENE on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:40:00 PST |
ha ha ha |
There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is goin...
Posted by CARLENE on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:34:00 PST |
nothing against swedish guys |
Bjorn and Sven came to the U.S. from Sweden in search of good jobs, so they went to the unemployment office the first day they got in. The unemployment officer asked Bjorn what he did in Sweden, and ...
Posted by CARLENE on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST |
lying bastard lol |
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer...
Posted by CARLENE on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:30:00 PST |
this shit is some funny stuff |
A business man is traveling on a plane and has to go to the bathroom really, really badly; but all the men's rooms are in use. The flight attendent tells him to use the woman's bathroom but not...
Posted by CARLENE on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:26:00 PST |
Nothing against anybody just thought that was some funny shit |
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
You mov...
Posted by CARLENE on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:22:00 PST |
LOVE |
LOVE
LOVE WHAT IS LOVE YOU ASK
TO ME ITS WHEN YOU FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE AROUND SOMEONE NO MATTER WHAT OTHERS SAY YOU THINK OTHERWISE HAVE YOU SEEN LOVE YES ITS RIGHT IN FRONT YOU SO DROP ALL TH...
Posted by CARLENE on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:01:00 PST |
ME |
YOU KNOW THE NAME
C-CUTE
A- ADORABLE
R- RUDE
L-LOVE
E- ECCENTRIC
N-NAUGHTY
E- EXOTIC
WHAT CAN SAY I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH BEHIND THESE LETTERS
IM NOT THE KIND OF GIRL THATS GOING TO SIT AROUND...
Posted by CARLENE on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:14:00 PST |
THIS WHAT IM FEELING |
THIS IS HOW I FEEL
IM NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL FACE
THERE'S MORE TO ME THEN JUST MY BODY
I HAVE A BRAIN AND I THINK WITH IT
I DONT LIKE LOSERS
SO IF YOU ARE BACK THE FUCK OFF
BECAUSE IM TIRED OF THA...
Posted by CARLENE on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:16:00 PST |
