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adRiaN

wheRe'S thE PartY aT?...I'lL KilL YoU

About Me

I'm really good at making people cry and keeping life light. I guess i consider myself slightly silly with a flair for sarcastic. I also have a weakness for liquor, as well as salty foods...I must say I do sound rather interesting don't I? hmmm hmmm hmmm...I also have a habit of imitating people...I am gay, but to the naked eye appear to be human both inside and out. My brain, spleen, stomach, lungs, and heart are all real, but semi-damaged, and can use replacing. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

drinking beer, returning beer bottles, collecting beer bottles, melting beer bottles into junk, sitting on my deck, smoking cigarettes, yelling at kids, coughing up shit, complaining

I'd like to meet:

ME SINGING

Music:

all sorts of shit! From Oakenfold to Mozart and a lot of stuff in between.

Books:

Stuff that's so lame, it's cool. But then it zips right past cool and goes all the way around to lame again.