not as dumb as i look

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tess
Birthday: 8/9/82
Birthplace: Stanford
Current Location: LA
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: blondie
Height: almost 5'5" (without my honkers)
Right Handed or Left Handed: both...not a "switch hitter" though
Your Heritage: a lot of white girl
The Shoes You Wore Today: thongs, what else
Your Weakness: saying no
Your Fears: failing...and bums who get all up in your dish
Your Perfect Pizza: ew
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stay alive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "duh" (duh)... and i can't stand it when people write "lol", just laugh damn it
Thoughts First Waking Up: gotta tinkle
Your Best Physical Feature: whatev
Your Bedtime: i'm a grown woman dawg
Your Most Missed Memory: being in easy classes
Pepsi or Coke: diet 7up
MacDonalds or Burger King: vomit
Single or Group Dates: i'm easy.....not literally (duh)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: ice cream or men?
Cappuccino or Coffee: ew
Do you Smoke: ew
Do you Swear: the probability is high under certain circumstances...i can fake being a lady very well though
Do you Sing: like britney
Do you Shower Daily: where do you think i sing?
Have you Been in Love: wait what? i don't understand the question
Do you want to go to College: been there done that...wait.....doing it AGAIN
Do you want to get Married: let me see the rock first
Do you belive in yourself: ask me after it's over
Do you get Motion Sickness: depends what i'm riding
Do you think you are Attractive: who the hell asks that?
Are you a Health Freak: yup, just come grocery shopping with me...you'll want to cry
Do you get along with your Parents: when they agree with me
Do you like Thunderstorms: if the power doesn't go out
Do you play an Instrument: just my mouth
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: umm, i got tanked off a glass of wine.....that's how cool i am
In the past month have you Smoked: ew
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ew
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup...i'm not THAT much of a nerd
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no way
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no way, might as well paste them to your booty
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: negs
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes actually
In the past month have you been Dumped: open wound...salt...boys....boo
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: negs
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no! (wait, does pirating count? cuz i'm a big ol pirater)
Ever been Drunk: not often but i'm a friggin lightweight
Ever been called a Tease: come on, some guys deserve it
Ever been Beaten up: you want a piece of me?
Ever Shoplifted: no way
How do you want to Die: i don't wanna
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich
What country would you most like to Visit: i dunno....somewhere i can speak english or somewhere i can find a sugar daddy to take care of everything for me
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatev
Favourite Hair Color: just as long as there's hair
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me with my big ol honkers (i'm talking about shoes you pervs)
Weight: not a heffer
Best Clothing Style: jeans
Number of Drugs I have taken: i'm clean
Number of CDs I own: dude, those are so 90s
Number of Piercings: 8.....that sounds trashier than it is
Number of Tattoos: my dad would rip whatever body part was tattooed off and then take me out of the will...so none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: like y'all care
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Pure Nerd
69 % Nerd, 21% Geek, 21% Dork For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.
The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.
Congratulations!
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