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Uncle Monty

Stick to the script

About Me

I work, I think, I sleep, I play poker,I eat, I drink, I live.

My Blog

open prayer.

Last night, as I was praying, I asked God why he gave me a strong love for music yet choose not to make me musically inclined.  At all.  I paused for a second then thanked him for providing ...
Posted by Uncle Monty on Fri, 02 May 2008 05:27:00 PST

random fact 3

Back in the day, I used to live and die with the results of the current days Lakers' game.  If they won, all was right with the world.  A loss damn near put me in tears.  I've grown up ...
Posted by Uncle Monty on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:42:00 PST

random useless fact 2

I start off each day by drinking a glass of milk whether I eat breakfast or not.  I've been doing so for as long as I can remember.  And for the record that's 2% skim milk.   ...
Posted by Uncle Monty on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:44:00 PST

random useless fact 1

Until about 5 years ago I bit my fingernails instead of cutting them.  Can't remember what got me to stop.
Posted by Uncle Monty on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:50:00 PST

You like weird songs

At least, that's what my coworker told me this morning as she handed me two free download cards she got from Starbucks over the weekend.  I had to laugh out loud.  I took it as a compliment,...
Posted by Uncle Monty on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 04:16:00 PST

Car Payment

I'm either stubborn, a glutton for punishment or just plain stupid.  More than likely it's a combination of all three.
Posted by Uncle Monty on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:34:00 PST

maturity

Fat titties turn to teardrops as fat ass turns to flabSores that was open wounds eventually turn to scabTrees bright and green turn yellow brownAutumn caught em, see all them leaves must fall down, gr...
Posted by Uncle Monty on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:38:00 PST

yxes

It's not often that I feel like this so since I do right now there's an urge to share it with the 1.3 people that will read this..I am a sexy as bastard.That is all.
Posted by Uncle Monty on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 05:57:00 PST

wants and desires

Right now, there three things that I want more than anything else.  I've spent the last 4 months making a concerted effort to get those things.  I'm not any closer to obtaining what I want t...
Posted by Uncle Monty on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:23:00 PST