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tHE SICKNESS

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About Me

We're fucking huge in Japan. Huge, MASSIVE, bigger than Tom Waits. No fault of our own, of course. We barely even liked Japan before they liked us. Some game company picked up our song I Like Tight Jeans! without even asking us and had it all over the TV and radio to promote their lame-arse product. Of course we threatened to sue the pants off those fuckers. Laney came out punching with her law degree and Jerry came out firing with her big mouth. The five of us now know every cuss word you can imagine in Japanese. We even made up some of our own. The Sickness and video games? Yeah, we don't think so. Anyway, we ended up with shitloads of money, superstar status in Japan and a Fender endorsement out of it. (You suckers - we don't even LIKE Fender. We sold that Telecaster for drugs and a new soft top for Mel's jeep). So now we're off to Japan for our third consecutive tour. Jesus FUCK, we're getting sick of that place.
We've only toured once in Australia but godDAMN was it legendary. You may have missed us on our World Tour of Daylesford and too bad for you coz we are ACE! Everyone says so. Like all the bands you ever loved but BETTER. We started off in Coburg (Yes, that's right. WOEburg, we call it now. Even bands as amazing as The Sickness have got to start somewhere). Ah, fuck, it's New Year's Eve and we wanna get drunk. Will finish this story some other time..

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/26/2005
Band Members: The Sickness Are:
Jerry - Guitars & Vocals
Mel - Bass & Vocals
Rachy - Keys, noises & Vocals
Laney - Drums
JME - Inspiration, dancer, crowd hyper
Influences: Dignan, Dudley, Eli Cash
Sounds Like: Every band you ever loved but BETTER
Record Label: Right Royal Bitch Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

HAWAII HIGH-O

ALOHA PUNKS! We'll be home next week. Get ready to love us locally. And Hawaii? Well we wrote our last blog from Tokyo Airport having slept about three hours apiece and with spirits pretty low. But w...
Posted by tHE SICKNESS on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 12:24:00 PST

okay, OKAY, people!

The Kanye West we played after at our massive open-air gig in Hokkaido was not actually THE Kanye West of 'Gold Digger' and 'Diamonds From Sierra Leone' fame. It was Tashi Watanabe from Osaka - karao...
Posted by tHE SICKNESS on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 06:03:00 PST

Sick of the Sickness

So right now we're sitting at the airport in Tokyo waiting to board a plane for Hawaii. One of the clubs we played has a sister venue in Kauai and they've booked us to play three shows on our way home...
Posted by tHE SICKNESS on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:08:00 PST

SABOTAGE!!!!!! and the BEST SICKNESS GIG EVER.

Jesus FUCK! Last night's show in Tokyo was a near-disaster saved in the end by our crazy Japanese fans' passion for fighting, karaoke and Neil fucking Diamond. ALRIGHT!! So we're behind schedule a...
Posted by tHE SICKNESS on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:10:00 PST