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About Me

i like crappy zombie movies where every one dies, extended trips to far off places and homemade asian food. i cant stand most television shows but love family guy and south park. i go to the movies about 4 times a month and play paintball about 2. i love to workout and volunteer but can never seem to find the motivation to do so. when i first tell people im gay they dont believe me because i like to touch boobs and find lesbians fucking hot. they dont realize that its just lesbians and not other women. i love animals but dont own any and dont like the messes they leave. i believe in reincarnation and meditate frequently. i think that we create our own bullshit and then follow it because we think we have to. i am never seen long with out my ipod but cannot name half of the things on it. i am always surounded by people but often feel alone. i am an aquarius and match most of the traits common to an aquarius. in a day i work with more money than most people will have in their entire lives yet i only make 10 bucks an hour. if i didnt know myself better i would think i was a slut. i love a good adventure and a cute guy to go with me.
im too lazy to write something here so just make up some crap and i'll pretend that its true. does that sound good?
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james jacoby --
[noun]:
A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult
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I'd like to meet:

i dont know. some one with some balls and a good sense of humor, both of those things are nice.

as long as he treats me right and the sex is good i dont care. well mostly. i like masculine guys who are athletic and like to get out in the world. a sense of humor is a must and a guy who likes to cuddle would be nice too.charlie the unicorn

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You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

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MYSPACE SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks!Rules: Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They MUST be real places, names, things...NOTHING made up! If you can't think...
Posted by Hooker Heaven on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:22:00 PST

searching

why does it pull at my soul and why can my body not follow after.
Posted by Hooker Heaven on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

fuck this noise

i want validation. i want some one to tell me that who i am and what i do are right. but who i am and what i do arent right. i'm not a nice person, im not an upstanding example or morality or ethics. ...
Posted by Hooker Heaven on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

finger licken good

i dont know how i'm doing. im sure that doesnt really make sense but its true. i think i am going insane. ive been extremely irritable, i seem to have lost any sort of compassion that i have for any o...
Posted by Hooker Heaven on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST

why this me.

today i was think about reality and personality and i have decided on a few things. one would be the whole every possibility creates a new parallel universe thing. but if that is true why am i in this...
Posted by Hooker Heaven on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST

if you want to hold my hand, all you have to do is ask

i am alone. alone. very very alone. but its the best thing i think any one could be. its not the kind of alone that most people feel. im not empty or sad or depressed, just alone. but i am myself. it ...
Posted by Hooker Heaven on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:50:00 PST

i cant find my keys burger

oh and i think im finally tired of shitty games that promise great rewards but are insanely easy. get a clue assholes. i already know im not going to win a lap top for out swimming paris hiltons ass s...
Posted by Hooker Heaven on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:11:00 PST

caw caw, i said caw

well today is quite a day. its only five years since all this shit started and what do we have to show for it? 800 billion dollars of foreign debt and a shitty nicholas cage movie. way to go america
Posted by Hooker Heaven on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:09:00 PST

hepititas b

this is bull shit.....
Posted by Hooker Heaven on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:36:00 PST

do you want some tabasco?

i cannot believe how good my life is.... but if it is so good why am i left with this feeling. a feeling that leaves me wanting more. what more do i want? and why is what i have not good enough? well ...
Posted by Hooker Heaven on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:52:00 PST