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C-Unit

How Many Squirrels Must Die, For You To Look Fly???

About Me

Hi :) I'm Coretta Jean, I'm 22 years old, and I live in Denver. I'm originally from Tri-Cities Washington and I moved here 2.5 years ago... I miss my friends + family in Washington... But not enough to move back!!! I'm currently pursuing a career in Journalism at Metropolitan State College; I'd like to be a writer. I embody every bad characteristic you can think of and a little self absorbed at times (what do you expect I'm a LEO)... Although, I pride myself on testaments of high integrity, courage, and self-less giving... I guess my downfalls seem to be somewhere in the middle- Seemingly always being knocked down for bouts of unselfish wanting and unrequited love- Hopefully they outweight somehow. I'm the life of the party... As well as the buzzkill. I'm not one to hurt people, either intentional or unintentional... Extreemly loyal and the keeper of undying everlasting friendship and love. I've come to a point in my life in the last year where I've been extreemly happy and feel successful in my personal and romantic life (Even if it's non-existant). I like men not boys...I don't see a point in settling for something less. I'm currently "cleaning house" in my stagnant life... I've realized that everyone is pretty much the same- Everyone has hardships... Everyone has joys... We all laugh day to day... Some cry more than others... We all love... We all get our hearts broken... Make Love from time to time... And fail. I don't believe living should be without change... I don't believe life should be without bumps in the road... I don't believe I should live my life without emense amounts of pain or regret either... All decisions are contious decisions... I refuse to be one of those people who makes excuses for their actions based upon emotions- I don't say things I don't mean, or would have a problem repeating--- My favorite holidays are New Years & The 4th Of July. I love Christmas Music, Frosty The Snowman, Hearts & Stars, The Colors Orange and Gold, Cake & Frosting, Cheese, Brocolli, Basic 4 Cereal, and Over using the words "For Shizzle" and "Peace Out." I enjoy the simple things in life... But I can be extreemly complicated :)
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My Interests

Reading, Writing, Surfing the Web, Photography, Astronomy, Getting Romped, Music, Dancing, Having long phone conversations with people's answering machines when I'm drunk and sober, Jammin' Out With My Clam Out, Boys, Shopping, buying expen$ive Underware and Shoes that I can't afford, Spending time with my friends, Puzzles, Board Games, Pumpkins, Drama With My Baby's MaMa... Oh and Cake. I LOVE CAKE!!!

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ, Frosty the Snowman, My husband, Me in 10 years ----I Don't Meet People off MySpace... So Don't Ask (I actually kinda hate men). I'll meet a guy someday or my baby daddy, whichever comes first, lol. I'm big on showmanship and hardwork, earning your keep, trudging hard for things that should be earned. Drug Addicts, Alcoholics, Compulsive Liars, Perverts, and Crackheads need not apply. I guess to describe where I am in my current "man-seeking" situation, would be the song "Me, Myself, and I" by Beyonce. I've got myself, because that's who I can rely on. (Please see Blog for further information) Most men should understand my skepticism. More importantly who I don't want to meet: Anyone Who Smells Like Butt, Motards, Skeezers, Homophobes, KKK, Boys with smelly breath or corn yellow teeth, Vampires, Idiots, MySpace Whores, George Bush, or anyone associated with braiding cornrows into white peoples hair.

Music:

I love music... Too many to list, but I'll list some of my favorites. John Mayer, Coldplay, Fiona Apple, Radiohead, Damien Rice, Jack Johnson, Nick Drake, Pete Yorn, Ray Lamontagne, Sheryl Crow, Mazzy Star, The Dave Brubeck Quartet, Norah Jones, Ben Folds, Fat Boy Slim, Jurassic 5, Jamiroquai, Christopher O'Riley, Avril Lavigne, Cake, Missy Elliot, Q-Tip, Justin Timberlake, Beck, Snoop, John Legend, Natalie Merchant, Outkast, Daft Punk, and pretty much anything Disco!!!

Movies:

Freeway, The First Wives Club, Get Over It, Unfaithful, The Last Kiss, Love Actually, Erin Brockavich, I Heart Huckabees, Dogma, Eternal Sunshine, Donnie Darko, Saved, Domino, Sidewalks of New York, Under The Tuscan Sun, Pleasantville, Office Space, About A Boy, Return to Oz, Indiana Jones, Garden State and Frosty The Snowman!!!

Television:

Sex & The City, Gray's Anatomy, Entourage, Gastaneau Girls, Law & Order SVU, OC, Chapelle Show, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Girlfriends, and King Of Queens.

Books:

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Love Signs, Why Men Love Bitches, The Purpose Driven Life, How to Loose A Guy in 10 days, Hershal & The Hannakah Goblins, Are Men Necessary, and The Bible.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ & All My Friends. Sometimes I think my mom.. But then sometimes she gives me further reason why I have to be my own hero.

My Blog

Mission Impossible

"She's almost always, admired and envied by both her peers and inferiors (she has no superiors). Sunlight she possesses in abundance, and she adores guiding conservative people toward more exciting ho...
Posted by C-Unit on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:54:00 PST

Congrats To Me

Congrats to my mom... She finally got her driver's license back. ha ha.I guess the good ol' state of Alabamer has lots of loop holes for the reckless repeat offender drivers out there. My mom is proba...
Posted by C-Unit on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:03:00 PST

40 Ways To Leave Your Twenties

"How about me not blaming you for everything... How about me enjoying the moment for once... How about how good it feels to finally forgive you... How about grieving it all one at a time."  ...
Posted by C-Unit on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:43:00 PST

Friends and Lovers

"You are a china shop& And I am a bull"         & nbsp;         & nbsp;       &nbs...
Posted by C-Unit on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:52:00 PST

Unsavory Men

"I Know You're Just A Man... But You Used To Be A Person" The best thing about New Years is& New Beginnings. If you think you've some how fucked something up& you now have the chance to start over. In...
Posted by C-Unit on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:20:00 PST

Viva Los Angeles

"Highly Entertaining & Thoroughly Reprehensible." In California there is no snow... That's awesome!!! Being in Colorado during the huge blizzard has really hardened my heart to the harsh effects o...
Posted by C-Unit on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

Cockblock Fest 2006

"Maybe This Christmas will mean something more. Maybe this year, love will appear deeper than ever before. And maybe forgiveness will ask us to call... Someone we love, someone we've lost for reasons ...
Posted by C-Unit on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:05:00 PST

My Year In Review

"We've said the goodbye so many days... We walk in the same direction, so that we can never stray..." - Ben Harper I know some of you might be Lactose intolerant, so I appologize in advance... I'm abo...
Posted by C-Unit on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:21:00 PST

Shame On Tucker

"Girl: What's your favorite sexual technique?Tucker: Well, I'm not sure. Probably where I pretend like she isn't there, get off as fast as possible, and then she does my laundry, cleans, and leaves im...
Posted by C-Unit on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:01:00 PST

Who Owns The Pussy???

"I've had better for $10.99." I love all aspects of being a woman. I love high heels and skirts, summer dresses, fancy underware, boobs, hot pink bras, Makeup, Brown Leather $178 BCBGirls Bo...
Posted by C-Unit on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 02:08:00 PST