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Mary Jane

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About Me



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My Interests

My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :

the Wit
((52% dark, 38% spontaneous, 31% vulgar))

your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARKYou like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.You probably loved the Office.PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky GervaisThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -

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I'd like to meet:

Excerpt taken from "Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women" by Elizabeth Wurtzel"...love cannot exist by itself; it requires response, it makes us porous and permeable. Unrequited love, if it does not die of its own accord, becomes obsession and sickness. The purest experience of love a human being can have is probably with infants and very young children, and with pets: all of these beings are not autonomous or capable enough to return the love we lavish upon them for no reason other than that they exist and we adore them and we can't help ourselves; we ask nothing in return- only that they let us love them without condition, that they accept this gift with grace. But grown-up love requires, in many cases, more peace treaties, both tacit and spoken, than it would take to make sense of the whole Middle East. It's about drawing lines in the sand and moving them around a million times. It is the hardest and greatest thing most of us will ever do, the challenge of finding those boundaries and watching them blow around and blur and reform and mess up as if we were all just little specks of sand in the Tunisian desert- I mean, that's pretty much what we live for."

Music:

I'm a big love songs fan- like Chicago or REO Speedwagon. =) The best thing about music is that it can change your mood. Fiona Apple, Sade, Lauryn Hill, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Norah Jones, Goapele, Alicia Keys, The Allman Brothers, David Crosby, Annie Lennox, Astrud Gilberto, Beatles, Bjork, Busta, Wu Tang, Jedi Mind Tricks, J5, Gnarls Barkley, Coldplay, The Czars, David Gray, Damien Rice, Elton John, Jay Z, Jeff Buckley, John Legend, Kanye West, John Couger Mellencamp, Portishead, Scissor Sisters, Dr. Dre, Snoop, Van Morrison, Wham!, Portishead and many more. haha

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Almost Famous. Sleepless in Seattle. Harry Potter Series. Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

Television:

Gilmore Girls. 24. Original Iron Chef. Lost. Arrested Development. Family Guy. The Office (British version). Extras (on HBO). The Daily Show. The Colbert Report.

Books:

Harry Potter. Herman Hesse. Unbearable Lightness of Being. A Room with a View.

Heroes:

Mom.

My Blog

First Blog

I'm a firm believer that true friends are hard to find. I was rummaging through Friendster and I was reading through these old comments that my friends left me. The comments I noticed was more a ...
Posted by Mary Jane on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 03:23:00 PST