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James!

Nothing a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix

About Me

my name is james harrison collins! and i like cows. and avocados. but cows pull rank. I've lived in Swansboro my entire life, and i love it. My family is half-retarded, but it's not a deal. I'm a dork. i kind of live with my foot in my mouth. deal with it. I attend UNC Chapel Hill!! I am a second year member of the cavaliers colorguard, superstitious as hell, a book whore, i hardly ever watch TV, i love the beach unconditionally. Music rocks. I love all my friends and I won't forget any of you the day i become america's next top model. hahaso...i'm pretty much peter fucking pan.

My Interests

i dance. i spin with the cavaliers! i like music but i don't expend the effort to seek out awesome bands no one has ever heard of and ever will. I love the smell of cigarette smoke and cloudy rainy days. Clarinets rock. The beach is favorite.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has ever won america's next top model! excluding Naima. and Andrea Seigel

Music:

i listen to EVERYTHING. i do not discriminate. but i freakin love rocking out to something corporate with alabama on monday nights! Call me a conformist but i love Britney. THE VINTS! i also enjoy gershwin.

Movies:

elephant, down to you, mean girls, Alexander, the bourne identity, The Wizard of Oz, cruel intentions, the poseiden adventure 1960s version, anywhere but here, a cinderella story, fried green tomatoes...there's more and it could take a while so i'll spare you.

Television:

tv died with buffy. but now there's america's next top model. and i've always been a real world addict.

Books:

like the red panda, wuthering heights, To Kill a Mockingbird, Great Expectations, blackwood farm, the bell jar, Eric, mirror mirror, emma, the tommy knockers, the virgin suicides, his dark materials, wicked, any opus books, catch 22, naked, things fall apart, the picture of dorian gray...i like to read alot..

Heroes:

my dog. Jazzy. anyone who can be so happy with life and sleep so much is perfect in my eyes....and molly..who taught me to catch my falling star...and send that bitch to africa.

My Blog

diva spray and....a hookah?!?!

So, i think everyone should know strawberry flavoring in a hookah...smells exactly like diva spray. coincidence?? i think not. now...how to get it out of my mouth....
Posted by James! on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 02:32:00 PST

Hola

well...monday is coming soon. and winterguard is over. on the up side...well there isn't one lol. but all complaints aside i'm feeling good. about a month left of high school for me. i'm leaving early...
Posted by James! on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:32:00 PST