I like to laze around, and have approximately 6.2 STDs.
I pee at least once an hour.
I got to third base with J Sharpe Williams onstage, in front of the Elementary School music teacher.
Jesska gives me free candy at DQ, and she doesn't even make me pay her back in ways that could be widely accepted as "controversial!"
I recently drove a four-wheeler for the first time.
Britt The Chef put onions in my food on purpose. I forgave him, and thus he lives.
I was born in Dundee.
I saw no crocodiles.
I banged drums at the Seymon residence.
I only have one shirt. And only one jacket.
I accept donations.
If I do not see Fiona Apple on August 5th, I'll kill.
Who wants to die?
Babies go to bed at 8:30.
Real men can catch their own crabs. I've heard.
