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David Meyer

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About Me

I am James David Meyer. I have been a martial artist all of my life. I have participated in Chinese Shaolin Kung Fu and Japanese Fudozen Shorinji Kempo Karate. I teach Kinder Karate on the weekends. I am currently taking Chinese Shaolin Kung Fu classes from my Grandmaster. I have been home-schooled all of my life up until 10th grade. I don't have many friends and have never hung out with anybody, but that is how life goes sometimes. Most people don't like me because I'm unique, but that shows how ignorant and gay they are. I have a pet snake named Xianghua. She is very cool and has never bitten anyone in her whole life. She is a very grand pet. I don't really understand this computor http://www.myspace.com thing, but I guess it sounds cool. I hope I am doing this right. If you want to know anything else, then just ask me.
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Name: James David Meyer
Birthday: September 29, 1988
Birthplace: Wilmington, North Carolina
Current Location: Hubert, North Carolina
Eye Color: Brown and Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: Portuguese and German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converses
Your Weakness: making friends and keeping them
Your Fears: being stabbed in the back
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become a Grandmaster
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: never used instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: "God, get me through another day at school"
Your Best Physical Feature: You decide
Your Bedtime: 9:00 P.M.
Your Most Missed Memory: to many to choose only one
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: no
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: undecided
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: yes
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: the koto
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grandmaster, Paranormal Investigator, Police Officer, or a Child Psychologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan or China
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: very long, straight hair
Height: 5'-5'9"
Weight: 90-120 lbs.
Best Clothing Style: Oriental
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 127
Number of Piercings: 2. I have both my ears pierced.
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: my life
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Long Survey About Yourself
What time are you starting this?: 4:40 P.M.
Name?: James David Meyer
Nicknames?: Jamie, Keoki, the Kung Fu Jew
Date of birth?: September 29, 1988
Sex?: Male
Height?: 6'4"
Eye color?: brown and green
Where were you born?: Wilmington, North Carolina
Number of candles on your last birthday ?: 18
Pets?: I have one female ball python named Xianghua.
Hair color?: brown
Piercings?: one on each ear
Town you live in?: Hubert, North Carolina
Favorite foods?: pizza, cheeseburger, sushi, noodles, rice ball
Ever been to Africa?: no
Been toilet papering?: no
Love someone so much it made you cry?: yes
Been in a car accident?: yes
Croutons or bacon bits?: croutons
Favorite day of the week?: Friday
Favorite resturant?: China Garden
Favorite flower?: cherry blossom
Favorite sport to watch?: martial art sparring
Favorite drink?: sweet tea
Favorite ice cream flavor?: French vanilla
Warner Bros. or Disney?: Disney
Favorite fast food restuarant?: McDonalds
Carpet color in your bedroom?: jade green
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: 0
Whom did you get your last email from?: never gotten an e-mail
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Our Time Square, Oriental Market, Matsuya, Suncoast, or Gamestop
What do you do most often when you are bored?: thinking to much or worrying
Most annoying thing to say to me?: I don't care
Bedtime?: 9:00 P.M.
Favorite TV show?: I don't watch televison.
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: I don't remember.
Been out of country?: no
Believe in magick?: yes
Ford or Chevy?: neither
What are you listening to right now?: nothing
Have you ever failed a grade?: no
If you have, what grade did you fail?: N/A
Do you have a crush on someone?: yes
Do you have a bf/gf?: no
If so, what is their name?: N/A
How long have you been together?: N/A
What are you wearing right now?: Shaolin uniform
Would you have sex before marriage?: no
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: yes
Are you a virgin?: yes
Do you smoke?: no
Do you drink?: no
Are you ghetto?: no
Are you a player?: no
What are your favorite colors?: red, black, and white
What is your favorite animal?: snakes, raptors or Chinese dragons
Do you have any birthmarks?: no
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: no
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: I have never really talked on the phone much.
Have you ever been slapped?: yes
Do you get online a lot?: yes
Are you shy or outgoing?: shy
Do you shower?: everyday
Do you hate school?: no, but most of the people are gay
Do you have a social life?: not really...I wish I did
How easily do you trust people?: very easily, until they betray me, call me names, or stab me in the back
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: no
Would you ever sky dive?: yes
Do you like to dance?: I don't know.
Have you ever been out of state?: yes
Do you like to travel?: alone or with a friend maybe
Have you ever been expelled from school?: no
Have you ever been suspended from school?: no
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: yes
Are you spoiled?: no
Are you a brat?: no
Have you ever been dumped?: yes
Have you ever gotten high?: no
Do you like snapple?: not really
Do you drink a lot of water?: yes
What toothpaste do you use?: many kinds
Do you have a cell phone?: yes
Do you have a curfew?: yes
Who do you look up to?: nobody anymore
Are you a role model?: to children, I think
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: no
What name brand do you wear the most?: Century
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: earrings
What do you want pierced?: nothing else
Do you like takin pictures?: yes
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: no
Do you have a tan?: no
Do you get annoyed easily?: no
Have you ever started a rumor?: no
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: no
Do you have your own pool?: yes
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: briefs
Do you have any siblings?: yes
Have you ever been played?: huh?
Have you ever played anyone?: no
Do you get along with your parents?: sometimes
How do you vent your anger?: take martial arts
Have you ever ran away?: no, but I've wanted to many times
Have you ever been fired from a job?: no
Do you even have a job?: yes
Do you daydream a lot?: yes
Do you have a lot of ex's?: no
Do you run your mouth?: no
What do you want a tattoo of?: nothing
What do you have a tattoo of?: nothing
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: a goddess
What does your most recent crush look like?: a geisha
Whats her/his name?: I shouldn't list her name on the internet.
Have you ever been bitched out?: yes
Are you rude?: no
What was the last compliment you recieved?: "Your sister is a cool chick."
Do you like getting dirty?: no
Are you flexiable?: yes
What is your heritage?: Portuguese and German
What is your lucky number?: 999999
What does your hair look like right now?: in a pony tail
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: no
Describe your looks?: I think I'm ugly, but many people give me compliments.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: I don't know...Blonde?
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: yes
Would you ever date someone older than you?: no
When was the last time you were drunk?: never been drunk
How many rings until you answer the phone?: a few
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: no
If yes, when was the last time?: N/A
When was the last time you went on a date?: a few years ago
Do you look more like your mother or father?: neither
Do you cry a lot?: ...
Do you ever cry to get your way?: no
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: I don't know.
Are you the romantic type?: yes
Have you ever been chased by cops?: no
What do you like most about your body?: my heart
What do you like least about your body?: my mind
When did you have your first crush?: My first serious crush was in 10th grade.
When was the last time you threw up?: last year
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: both
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: no
What about cleavage?: no
Is your best friend a virgin?: don't have a best friend
Have you ever fucked someone up?: no
Have you ever been fucked up?: no
What theme does your room have?: Chinese and Japanese
What size show do you wear?: 14 1/2
What is your screen name on .. don't have one
How are you feeling right now?: lonely
When was the last time you were at a party?: never been to one
Have you ever given a lapdance?: no
Have you ever recieved one?: no
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: many
What is one of your bad qualilties?: shyness
What is one of your good qualilties?: kindness
Would you marry for money?: no
What do you drive?: a red Ford Focus
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: mommy's
So?: So?
Well?: Well?
When was the last time you cried in school?: I don't remember.
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: no
What kind of music do you like?: techno, rock, and polite rap
Would you ever bungee jump?: yes
What is your worst fear?: not having friends
Would you ever join the army?: yes
Do you like cows?: not really
If you were to die today, what would you do?: pray
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: good luck
Do you like to party?: I don't know.
Hearts or broken hearts?: hearts
Moons or stars?: moons
Coke or pepsi?: Pepsi
Favorite scent?: fresh air
Favorite band?: The Twelve Girls Band
Would you ever dye your hair red?: sure
How many languages can you speak?: 3
What time are you finishing this?: 5:14 P.M.
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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? sweet tea
Color ? red
Food ? sushi
Item of clothing ? Shaolin uniform
Meal of the day ? lunch
Feature on yourself ? I don't know.
Quality in a guy/girl ? beauty
Phrase ? I don't know.
Song ? Moonlight Dinsetsu
Musical Artist/Band ? Twelve Girls Band
Sport ? Chinese Shaolin Kung Fu
Movie ? Dawn of the Dead (2004)
TV Show ? I don't know.
Radio Station ? Spanish stations
Type of Chocolate ? milk chocolate
Eye Color ? blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? yes, a snake
Have any piercings ? one on each ear
Have any tatoos ? no
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend no
Gone skinny dipping ? no
Been to Europe ? yes
Been to an island ? yes
Had stitches ? no
Broken any bones ? to many to count
Been stabbed/shot ? no
Slept until after 12:00 ? once
Stayed up all night ? yes
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? no
Turned down a dare ? yes
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Amber
Is the prettiest ? Sarah, Ansley, Xi, Angela, or Hyun-Ju
Is the most handsom ? uhhh...no
Is the loudest ? Ben
Is the craziest ? Nina
Is the most shy ? Xi
Is the most loving ? not sure
Is the most understanding ? Mayalita or Ansley
Is the most boring ? none of my friends are boring
Is the richest ? J Sharpe
Is the most athletic ? Master Frost
Is the most cocky ? Elena
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Master Frost
Do you look up to the most ? Master Frost and Ansley
Do you tell everything to ? Daniel and Ansley
Has the best clothes ? Sensei Veech
Has the best house ? Maser Frost...again
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? no
Kiss someone of the same sex ? no
Cheat on someone you love ? no
Run away from home ? maybe
Lie to your parents ? maybe
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? no
Lie to your best friend ? no
Give a homeless person money ? yes
Run from the police ? no
Bungee jump ? yes
Sky dive ? yes
Cross dress ? only on gender bender day
Be an exotic dancer ? no
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? no
Scuba dive ? yes
Go rock climbing ? yes
Go spulunking (caving) ? yes
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? fag
Bologna ? yuck
Hott ? girls
Orange ? I hate orange
Real world ? the spirit world
Jack ? the ripper
Cucumber ? salt
Hip-Hop ? no thanks
Uniform ? Shaolin
UniCORN ! ? dragon
Rainbow ? magic
Clown ? IT
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My Interests

I am interested in martial arts, the supernatural, hot girls, drama, Asian cultures and arts, and snakes.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet...hot girls and get to know my friends from school more. It would also be cool to meet a ghost, a samurai, a(some) true friend(s), a hero of war, Jesus, a dinosaur, a dragon, a wizard, a witch, a geisha, my soulmate, and YOU!!!

Music:

I like techno, rap, and rock music. I like Squaresoft/Square Enix soundtracks, Madonna, Paris Hilton, Enrique Iglesias, a lot of movie soundtracks, Selena, Moonlight Dinsetsu, Will Smith, Weird Al Yankovic, Dynasty Warriors, and etc... I also listen to a lot of soundtracks from Japanese games and movies.

Movies:

My favorite movies are Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Dawn of the Dead (2004), Resident Evil, Parasite Eve, Ringu, Tartan Asian Extreme releases, Spirited Away, Birth, Pokemon the movie, Yu-Gi-Oh the movie, Dragon Ball Z the movie, Sailor Moon the movie, Inuyasha the movie, Cardcaptor Sakura the movie, Tekken, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Memoirs of a Geisha, the Last Samurai, the Austin Powers movies, Kung POW, the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Scary Movie 1-4, Mulan, the Phantom of the Opera, Chicago, the Never-ending Story, Troy, Pulse, and Ju-on.

Television:

I don't watch television very often, if not at all. When I do, I like to watch South Park, Family Guy, Drawn Together, Crank Yankers, and MAD TV.

Books:

I like foreign books, in Japanese and Chinese. It is fun to read books in other languages. I like the Harry Potter series, Ghost Song, Jewish Holocaust stories, Lord of the Flies, martial arts books and encyclopedias, Sudako and the 1000 Paper Cranes, Ghost of the Tokkaido Inn, and Demon in the Tea House.

Heroes:

I don't have any heroes.

My Blog

Christmas and Hanukkah wish list

House of Flying Daggers (DVD)   Stay (DVD)   Land of the Dead (DVD)   Pulse (DVD)   Japanese clothes   Chinese clothes   Money   90-gallon aquarium   Nintendo W...
Posted by Jamie Meyer (the Kung Fu Jew) on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:58:00 PST

Cool posts

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U! ..._...|..____________________, , ....../ `---___________----_____|] = = = =D ...../_==o;;;;...
Posted by Jamie Meyer (the Kung Fu Jew) on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:58:00 PST

Japanese Karate Traditional Commands

age uke -rising blockage zuki -rising punchbo -long staffdan -black belt rankdo -the wayempi -elbowempi kata -flying swallowempi uchi -elbow strikefudo dachi -ready stancegedan uke -down blockgeri -ki...
Posted by Jamie Meyer (the Kung Fu Jew) on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:09:00 PST

Anti Poem

Anti Poem     Cliques, Cliques everywhere All their heads full of air Why do they just stop and stare At those who are new or look different?   They single out a lonely soul Make him su...
Posted by Jamie Meyer (the Kung Fu Jew) on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST

Memoir of Martial Arts

Memoir of Martial Arts   By Jamie Meyer           In 1995, I started my first class in martial arts. The style was an ancient art used by Chinese and Tibetan mo...
Posted by Jamie Meyer (the Kung Fu Jew) on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:03:00 PST