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puke [DF]

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About Me

I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes and there is nothing I can do about it b/c well, I'm awesome like that. I know you're thinking you should befriend me so that some of my awesome rubs off on you and you can be half as cool as me, but I'm also pretty selfish so that would never happen. I share my awesome with no one, thats how I got where I am today. Did I mention I'm pretty modest too? Yeah, I'm about as modest as they come. People love me, Jesus doesn't, but I'm ok with that.

My Interests

music, punk, guitar,playing in fecal matter, eating souls, and not speling rite

I'd like to meet:

Asian boys...all of them...they are the shining gum drops on my candy rainbow life, at least on days that isn't raining raging Tabasco sauce...

Music:

AFI, A Global Threat, The Adicts, Adolecents, Antidote, Atreyu, Anti-Flag, Bad Brains, Bad Religion, Bane, Beastie Boys, Biss, Buck Tick, Blitz, Billy Idol, Career Soldiers, Crass, Creature Feature, Captain Jack, Cheap Sex, Clit 45, Conflict, Dead Kennedys, D'espairsRay, DBSK, Dead Boys, Defiance, Devotchkas, Danzig, Dir En Grey, Duel Jewel, Discharge, Division of Laura Lee, Epik High, Exploited, Fugazi, Girugamesh, The Germs, GiGi D'Agostino, The Ghouls, Golf-Mike, Guitar Wolf, Joy Division, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, Manic Hispanic, Misfits, Miyavi, MSI, Moby, MUCC, Nerve Agents, Nitemare, OhGr, Operation Ivy, Orgy, Refused, Schwein, Son of Sam, Subhumans, Stephen Lynch, Se7en, Super Junior, The International Noise Conspiracy, Total Chaos, Transplants, The Underneath, The Unseen, The Used, The Vandals, Vice Squad, The Virus, Vidoll, X japan

Movies:



Party Monster, Fight Club, Army of Darkness, Trainspotting, The Crow, Shaolin Soccer, Wild Zero, Kung Fu Hustle, all Jackie Chan movies, SLC Punk, Evil Dead 2, Bubba Ho Tepp, 2Gether, Waynes World, Too Wong Fu thanks for everything Julie Numar

Television:

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Books:

Fight club, Choke, Invisible Monsters...pretty much anything by Chuck Palahniuk.....I have read every one of his books and love them all

My Blog

Lost but found

I recently found haikus written by a delusional Liz and I many a year ago on a trip to cedar point. On this trip we were con-trapped in the small confines of an RV, gased and starved to the point of m...
Posted by puke [DF] on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 08:17:00 PST

Creepy Night Stalker

so, funny story...I either started sleepwalking last night, or someone likes to come into my room and watch me sleep. I went to bed last night with my door closed and my fan turned on. When I woke up ...
Posted by puke [DF] on Thu, 08 May 2008 04:17:00 PST

Vent time

Review time, go. It's introspective, not emo&bitch I finally finished my junior year, though barely. This one was, without a doubt, the hardest to get through. The classes weren't so bad, learning h...
Posted by puke [DF] on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:40:00 PST

The saga continues?

yeah, it never ends...My vehicle is now an oxymoron on wheels. My back right window is now sporting the garbage bag look. Yes, the luxury vehicle that is the Mercedes Benz is trailer-trashed up for th...
Posted by puke [DF] on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:04:00 PST

The saga from hell

ok, as promised, blog time...It all begins about two weeks ago when I have the day from hell. I get up go to school, not knowing what lie ahead. First, I get to school on time and try to park only to ...
Posted by puke [DF] on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:22:00 PST

too kool for skool

mmkay, I'm bored so i'll announce my feelings toward MSU so far. 1.) I love skool!!! Being in Gaylord made me forget asian/hot boys exist and now I see them daily. Not the mention my excellent luck on...
Posted by puke [DF] on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:31:00 PST

Cat Pee

I moved today...hooray...I'm not exactly sure how I feel about this place. Ya know all those movies in which the kid finaly moves out of the house, thinks he's getting a nice place only to get there a...
Posted by puke [DF] on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 04:20:00 PST

i dont make the rules

Shotgun Prostitution says:i dont make the rulesShotgun Prostitution says:hahaShotgun Prostitution says:i shoudl thoughFor Sparta says:lhaha mmmmmhhmShotgun Prostitution says:by my rules, all the hot a...
Posted by puke [DF] on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:25:00 PST

SUPER JUNIOR

seriously, my day has been made....sad as that is...best video ever.... ...
Posted by puke [DF] on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:25:00 PST

Today I learned...

...that one does not hear about chinese popular music much for a reason...it SUCKS....if you can prove me wrong..please do...I'm disappointed...
Posted by puke [DF] on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:07:00 PST