Myself, mostly. Popcorn is a close second.
A love of popcorn and wizards is a good start, a creative combination of the two is even better. Experience speed-dating on ketamine is a plus, knowledge of mid-nineties arcade games a must. Altered Beast in particular, Bad Dudes doesn't hurt. A history of alcoholism and/or drug abuse followed by a life-changing, yet inconsistent, revelation fraught with self-loathing is charming.
A stellar gene pool is mandatory to fulfill severe Oedipus Rex complex, straight teeth, smooth skin, etc. White unicorns running on lazer grids and/or crying rainbows must appear in top ten hallucinations. Pigtails or braids prefered. An ability to hold hands whilst sleeping in necessary, and I love dolphins.
USAISAMONSTER, PHIL COLLINS, BIGG JUS, MOUTHUS, YAKBALLZ, LIGHTNING BOLT, DIZZEE RASCAL, THE DIRE STRAITS, CAGE, HELLA, THIN LIZZY, MF DOOM, ARAB ON RADAR, GRAND BUFFET, THE FUCKING CHAMPS, WOLF EYES, COMPANY FLOW, LINDSEY BUCKINGHAM, NECRO, SHOCKING BLUE, THE WEATHERMEN, JOHNNY CASH, BROTHER ALI, SONIC YOUTH, PAUL WALL, THE NEED, CAMU TAO, SHAN MARSHALL, CANNIBAL OX, THE SHIRELLES, WILEY, THE DEL VIKINGS, COACH WHIPS, THE DIAMOND NIGHTS, LIL WAYNE, EYEDEA, LOREN MAZZACANE-CONNORS, DUCHESS SAYS, FLEETWOOD MAC, CLIPSE, NOMEANSNO, VANGELIS, and, on the road with per diem money, KOOL KEITH.
The Labyrinth, Rocco Animal Trainer 11, featuring Eva, Nicol and Xenia, and Bully.
Anything by Thomas Pynchon or Charles Bukowski. And motivational tapes from the early nineties (counts as reading).
Spiderman, He-Man, Donatello from TMNT, Egon from the Ghostbusters cartoon, the Garbage Pail Kids, Kool Keith, the Bionic Six, the car from Night Rider and my little brothers. Oh, and TANKFACE.