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Benjamin Bannister

The Internet is the Devil!

About Me

I'll just use a friend's words to describe me:

"Don't be fooled by his dorky smile and silly antics, he's more than that... when he wants to be. lol. Ben is sure classic, when you're old and grandpa-like you'll be saying 'remember that Ben guy? he was such a great character!'. Aside from his highlighted personality, he's got strong passion and a brilliant mind. But what I see in him that no one else might, he can be very sincere; With him, you don't have to deal with a lotta bullshit that other people throw at you. Ben's the downe that's got it down."

--- I'm what you get when you drop a blank slate in America.
--- Too much Ben will make you explodingness!
--- I don't dance, but I do acrobatics and break necks when needed, wha pack!
--- In a few years, I hope to master German, French, Japanese. YES I'm serious.

My Interests


Archery, Acrobatics, Ambidextrous, Art, Computers, Cooking, Darts, Design, Electronicness, Euroboys, Film, FOODies, Form and Function, Graphics, Guys, Hypermobility Syndrome (look it up, fun!), Photography, Pina Coladas, Riflery, Technology, Web 2.01, White Silk Scarves mmmmmmhhh

I'd like to meet:

* Other highly creative and fun types.
* If you use drop shadows and bevels inappropriately or comic sans in general (bleh, I just threw up a little there) on your page or your page looks like this guy's , THEN don't talk to me, you are sooo 1998, and not even the good kind, lol.

Music:

At least wait for the chorus!

Movies:


* Basic Instinct - hot & sexy
* Death Becomes Her - hi-lar-rious
* The Fifth Element - fun
* Jurassic Park - dinos, RAWR
* The Little Mermaid - tear :-(
* Kill Bill Vol. 1 - Go Go da nei?
* Mean Girls - it's SO fetch!
* A Nightmare on Elm Street - & #4
* Pulp Fiction - 1...2...3!
* Star Wars - the PREquels, bitch
* Titanic - i would've dropped it in the ocean too, jewelry is the devil!
* Snakes on a Train - not really
* The Notebook - it made me cry lots o tears, my life story you know

Television:


* The Apprentice - you're FIRED!
* Jem and the Holograms - showtime synergy!
* LOST - it's like crack, seriously
* Sex and the City - teabagging?
* The Simpsons - movie next year!
* South Park - it's like christmas-- TIMES A THOUSAND
* Will & Grace - oucha ma gowcha
* The X-Files - before mulder left

Books:

I read stuff on the internets and the occasional best sellar. Currently reading: "The Selfish Gene" by Richard Dawkins

My Blog

High School reunions are obsolete ... almost

High School reunions may be obsolete, at least with our internet generation. For years after high school, I always wondered if/why/should I go to my high school reunion(s). With the advent of MySpace,...
Posted by Benjamin Bannister on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:15:00 PST

YouTube Video(s)

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=ripthorne1) Brian on MTV's boiling point, wearing my blazer! it's really janky.2) Another video added for those that have a really off sense of humor, but I promise...
Posted by Benjamin Bannister on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:58:00 PST