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A Revolution Is Coming!! www.laid-law.com www.myspace.com/laidlaw

About Me


29 years old! Presently live with the GREATEST woman on earth, Jaylene, she IS my best friend!!

Work as a dispatcher for Comanche County in Coldwater, KS.

Also, I spend a good amount of time pursuing my hobby of journalism!!

PLEASE NOTE:ALL Graphics BELOW were done by or with the assistance of Hippie Visions Studios/Jaylene Duncan!!!


I was recently asked to start writing for this publication ran by some fine gents from the U.K.
CHECK EM OUT:


Check out some of my interviews at

by clicking on the following thumbnails!!


JANI LANE PT 3....The Last For A While....I SWEAR!!

ANTHONY GOMES

Jani Lane of WARRANT PT. II Conducted 02/20/08

Robbie Locke of LAIDLAW

Jani Lane of WARRANT PT. I in July 2007

Phil Varone formerely of SKID ROW

Craig DeFalco of LAIDLAW

My Interests



MUSIC
TATTOOS
GREEN BAY PACKERS
JOURNALISM
WINE, WOMEN and SONG!!

I'd like to meet:



Richie Kotzen
Lemmy Kilmister
Jesse James Dupree
Mark "The Undertaker" Calloway
Brett Favre
Izzy Stradlin
Janine Lindemulder
Sully Erna
Zakk Wylde
Rob Zombie
Gil 'The Drill' Montie
Shaquille O'Neal
John Fogerty

Music:

01. RICHIE KOTZEN
~Mr. Big
~Vertu
~Forty Deuce

02. POISON
~Bret Michaels
~Samantha 7
~Blues Saraceno
~Transmission OK

03. MOTLEY CRUE
~Vince Neil
~58
~Sixx:A.M.
~Tommy Lee
~Methods Of Mayhem

04. JOHN CORABI
~The Scream
~Union
~Twenty 4 Seven
~Eric Singer Project
~Ratt

05. ERIC SARDINAS & BIG MOTOR
~Billy Tulsa & The Psycho Crawdads

06. ANTHONY GOMES & THE NEW SOUL COWBOYS
~Biscuit Miller & The Mix

07. PSYCHOTICA
~R U Ready
~Pat Briggs ~World Dominatrix
~SuperNumbLiveMachine

08. MOTORHEAD
~The Head Cat

09. LAIDLAW
~Buzzy James
~Automan.CA
~Big Franklin

10. BLACKBERRY SMOKE
~Charlie Starr
~Jesse James Dupree & Dixie Inc.

11. ZZ TOP

12. AEROSMITH

13. AC/DC

14. KISS
~Bruce Kulick
~Eric Singer Project

15. JACKYL
~Jesse James Dupree & Dixie Inc.

16. SKID ROW
~Prunella Scales
~Sebastian Bach
~Johnny Solinger

17. WARRANT
~Jani Lane & The Formerly Of's
~Jabberwocky

18. STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN & DOUBLE TROUBLE

19. WAYLON JENNINGS

20. SHOOTER JENNINGS

21. RICKEY MEDLOCKE
~Blackfoot
~Lynyrd Skynyrd

22. GUNS N’ ROSES
~Izzy Stradlin
~Slash’s Snakepit
~Velvet Revolver

23. GODSMACK

24. CINDERELLA
~Naked Beggars

25. CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL
~John Fogerty

26. PANTERA
~Dimebag Darrell (R.I.P.)
~Damageplan
~Rebel Meets Rebel
~HellYeah

27. ZAKK WYLDE
~Ozzy Osbourne
~Black Label Society

28. KEVIN FOWLER

29. KEB' MO'

30. JOHN MELLENCAMP

Also, I LOVE
DELTA BLUES
SOUTHERN ROCK
COUNTRY
HARD ROCK
METAL
….and too many other artists to list
That is why my CD Collection is over
2,500 cd’s!!!!!

Movies:

MOVIES & TV
A Letter from Death Row
Rock of Love: Season 1 (3pc)
This Is Spinal Tap (Special Edition)
Waylon Jennings - Live from Austin, TX
Guns N' Roses: Destructive Appetite Interviews (Unauthorized)
Guns N' Roses - Use Your Illusion I (World Tour 1992 in Tokyo)
Guns N' Roses - Use Your Illusion II (World Tour 1992 in Tokyo)
Guns N' Roses - Welcome to the Videos (Keep Case)
Show - A Night in the Life of Matchbox Twenty (Explicit Version)
Mr. Big - Farewell: Live in Japan (Import)
KISSology: The Ultimate Kiss Collection, Vol. 1: 1974-1977
Kiss: Kissology Volume II 1978-1991
Kiss - Kissology, Vol. 3: 1992-2000 (Ltd. Edition 5 disc set)
Poison - Seven Days Live
UNION Do Your Own Thing Live Concert DVD Featuring Bruce Kulick (Kiss), John Corabi (Motley Crue), Brent Fitz and Jamie Hunting
La Bamba
Complete Ritchie Valens
The Buddy Holly Story
All Over Me
Crystal Heart
Police Academy - The Complete Collection
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (Extreme Unrated Edition)
Shrek (Full Screen Single Disc Edition)
Shrek 2 (Full Screen Edition)
Shrek The Third (Full Screen Edition)
House of 1,000 Corpses
The Devil's Rejects (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
Halloween - Unrated Director's Cut (Widescreen Two-Disc Special Edition)
The Lion King (Disney Special Platinum Edition)
The Lion King 2 - Simba's Pride (2-Disc Special Edition)
The Lion King 1 1/2
Sling Blade - Director's Cut (Miramax Collector's Series)
The American President
Stone Cold
Walk the Line (Full Screen Edition)
Ray [HD DVD]
Secondhand Lions (New Line Platinum Series)
Saw
Saw II - Unrated (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Saw III (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
Saw IV (Unrated Full Screen Edition)
Gene Simmons - Family Jewels - Season One
Gene Simmons Family Jewels - Complete Season Two
Borat - Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (Widescreen Edition)

Television:


The First 48
Miami Ink
Dog The Bounty Hunter

Fan of older shows mainly, newer TV sucks ass but I do enjoy watching these programs either through re-runs or DVD!

COMING TO DVD on June 5th

The Dukes of Hazzard
A.L.F.
Renegade w/ Lorenzo Lamas
Beavis & Butt-head
South Park
News
CMT
GACTV
VH-1!

Books:


For the Record 7: Up around the Bend: The Oral History Of Creedence Clearwater Revival (For the Record Series Number 7)
Bad Moon Rising: The Unauthorized History of Creedence Clearwater Revival
Brody: The Triumph and Tragedy of Wrestling's Rebel
Stevie Ray Vaughan : Caught in the Crossfire
Stevie Ray: Soul to Soul
Guitar World Presents Stevie Ray Vaughan (Guitar World Presents)
Clapton: The Autobiography
The World Don't Owe Me Nothing: The Life and Times of Delta Bluesman Honeyboy Edwards
Searching for Robert Johnson: The Life and Legend of the "King of the Delta Blues Singers"
The Road to Robert Johnson: The Genesis and Evolution of Blues in the Delta From the Late 1800s Through 1938
Blues Traveling: The Holy Sites of Delta Blues
Sports Illustrated, Brett Favre Retirement Tribute, 2008 Issue
Favre
Life on Planet Rock: From Guns N' Roses to Nirvana, a Backstage Journey through Rock's Most Debauched Decade
Reckless Road: Guns N' Roses and the Making of Appetite for Destruction
W.A.R.: The Unauthorized Biography of William Axl Rose
Slash
The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star
Tommyland
The Dirt: Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band
A Vulgar Display Of Power: Courage and Carnage At The Alrosa Villa
Living Wicca: A Further Guide for the Solitary Practitioner (Llewellyn's Practical Magick Series)
Wicca: A Guide for the Solitary Practitioner (Includes Author's Book of Shadows)
The Paths We Choose
Inside Power
Ghost Rider: Travels on the Healing Road
Vindicated: Big Names, Big Liars, and the Battle to Save Baseball
Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits, and How Baseball Got Big
Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz
How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale
American Soldier
The Night Stalker: The True Story of America's Most Feared Serial Killer
Nightmare in Wichita: The Hunt for the BTK Strangler
The BTK Murders: Inside the "Bind Torture Kill" Case that Terrified America's Heartland
Bind, Torture, Kill: The Inside Story of the Serial Killer Next Door
Unholy Messenger: The Life and Crimes of the BTK Serial Killer

Heroes:

Jaylene.....
She is my best friend!
She is my LOVE!
We've been through sooo much
yet we only grow closer!
She truely has and will forever have me 'twitterpated'
...and I am forever grateful to be her DOOTZ!!
Who knows what the future holds!!
I LOVE U JAY!
THIS SUMS UP HOW SHE MAKES ME FEEL!
.. ..
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my MOM.........
Faelieen Crafton
April 13, 1955 to April 10, 2005
MY DAD...OMAR!!
True definition of
Strength Determination Merciless Forever!!
Fuck, he has dealt with my ass for 20+ years!!
When most men wouldn't have dealt with the hell us kids put him through from the time he entered our lives, he did, he wouldn't quit!! Than as fate would have it, when all the kids were grown and gone, what should have been the time for him and my Mom to enjoy life and grow old together, my Mom became terminally ill. He stuck with her through thick and thin. If I am ever a tenth of what he is as a man, I'd consider myself a success!
My brother Greg and his wife Kris, not to mention their kids....Kayla, Ashley, Dakota, and Kobe {my lil' Shaq}... it is great to have them back in my life!
My sister Franci, Neices Kelli & Emily, Nephew Taylor!!!
My ex-brother in law Todd! He was the guy who dropkicked my ass into loving music....probably cuz he was the 1st Rock Star I ever met!! But beyond all that, there was a period in my life that I was going through hell, some due to my own actions, and he was ALWAYS there just to lend an ear and advice!! He ALWAYS gave me a place where I could just escape to!! I AM FOREVER GRATEFUL!!

MIKE "Wild Child" DUPKE
Former drummer for Hair Of The Dog, Eric Sardinas as well as did sessions/tv show with John Mellencamp! One of nicest and funniest people you will ever meet! He is currently the drummer extroidinaire for W.A.S.P. but mainly is and always will be a great friend whether he wants to be or not ;-)!
uNKLEDUNk....I'd never really been blessed with any family other than my parents and siblings, than my foster parents & siblings, but Darrell IS the uNKLE I have never had!! HE HAS HELPED ME THROUGH SOOOO MUCH OVER THE YEARS!! For all his friendship and advice he has graciously given over the years.......and his tunes ain't half bad.....CHEERS!
RICHIE KOTZEN.....His tunes have helped me through many dark periods of my life and although I've yet to meet him, he is owed a huge debt of gratitude for all his music has done for me!
My other family Terri & Floyd Summers
Shannon & Micah Summers {my other sistas!}
Rev. Floyd Starr III.....
He's ALWAYS been there with a kind word, a shoulder, A DIRTY JOKE OR EMAIL, or a swift kick in the ass for me! Well, except that time he allowed me to get married...oh wait, he officiated that too! Damn U Floyd! j/k
Summer Stevens...How she has dealt with my sorry ass for 13+ years I dunno, from all the perverted jokes, panty stealing and taking pictures of her ass....she ROXX! LOVE YA SUMMER!
my friends.....I have many but these are my main homies!
Josh ....my best friend for almost 14 years, holy shit we are old!
Ketron .....helped me through the toughest years of my life.....only two people deserve credit for helping me through those years, Ketron & uNKLEDUNK!
Meeeeghan....talk about a hard worker, this woman never ceases to amaze me, I love my Meeeghan!
Marlena .....YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION!! You will acheive all you set out to do! As well as be my personal tattoo artist in the future!! That be my MarMar!
Deb Kardash....you are truely an amazing woman, I have the utmost respect for all you do and have done!
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My best friend RON VOLL (JR) from Long Beach! I know ur out there and one day I WILL FIND YOU! The Bash Brothers live eternal!
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Cliff & Heather
Rowlison
Black & Sammi
SaraBeara
Darren & Amy
Legz
Jessi aka Snugglebuddy
JOHN CORABI
All the members, past and present, of POISON....for the soundtrack to my life....part #1!
DeFalco, Robbie, Brian, Greg, Jarvis, Dunk, Buzzy, and all other members of LAIDLAW, both past & present, for the soundtrack to my life.....part #2!!
DIMEBAG DARRELL....RIFF IN PEACE!
STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN
...and the man who invented BREAST IMPLANTS
To you I give thanx!
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My Blog

Eric Sardinas & Big Motor Set Wichita Ablaze.....

WOW!  Now granted I am not the most unbiased person when it comes to Eric Sardinas & Big Motor but HOLY SHIT they were on fire last nite at Sam's Place in Wichita, KS.  The last time I...
Posted by ~*~My Moonshine Kicks Your Cocaine's Ass~*~ on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:49:00 PST

My Interview w/ The Song & Dance Man.....JANI LANE of WARRANT!!

  http://www.sleazeroxx.com/interviews/lane2.shtml...
Posted by ~*~My Moonshine Kicks Your Cocaine's Ass~*~ on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:31:00 PST

The Bash Brothers Jr. Re-United After 18 Years

In early 1989 I moved to Long Beach California (LBC) w/ my biological father Curtis.  Everyone I knew at the time begged me not to do it esp my Mom, her soon-to-be husband Omar (my adoptive Dad) ...
Posted by ~*~My Moonshine Kicks Your Cocaine's Ass~*~ on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:00:00 PST

New Beginnings, Old Haunts and ANTHONY GOMES

Greetings Ya'All~ Just thought I'd post a new bloggy-blog to keep my peeps up-to-date with all the news that is news in CrashLand!! Take a prozac, strap yo'self down and enjoy the ride...... For thos...
Posted by ~*~My Moonshine Kicks Your Cocaine's Ass~*~ on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 04:06:00 PST

Rave On Stevie Ray Vaughan!!

Sadly, today marks the 17th Anniversary of the tragic and untimely death of STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN!!  It didn’t dawn on me until this morning while sitting at work doing paperwork when I looked...
Posted by ~*~My Moonshine Kicks Your Cocaine's Ass~*~ on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:58:00 PST

How To Sing The Blues....

1. Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning." 2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, 'less you stick something nasty in the next line, like " I got a good woman, with the meanest face...
Posted by ~*~My Moonshine Kicks Your Cocaine's Ass~*~ on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:13:00 PST

Updates From CrashVille........

Dear Friends, Family and Enemas (or is it enemies),   Howdy doody!  Just thought I'd give everyone an update on all the news that is news in CrashVille!!  For those who were not aware,...
Posted by ~*~My Moonshine Kicks Your Cocaine's Ass~*~ on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:19:00 PST

My Review of Richie Kotzen & his new CD "Return Of The Mother Heads Family Reunion"

Can You Feel It...... My Review of Richie Kotzen's "Return Of The Mother Head's Family Reunion"   First off, I must warn everyone that when it comes to anything that has Richie Kotzen's name att...
Posted by ~*~My Moonshine Kicks Your Cocaine's Ass~*~ on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:36:00 PST

My INTERVIEW w/ JANI LANE is online!!!

http://www.sleazeroxx.com/interviews/lane.shtml   Check it out when ya got time............... If ya dig it.....leave me some lovin' on here!! Cheers~Crash  ...
Posted by ~*~My Moonshine Kicks Your Cocaine's Ass~*~ on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 05:37:00 PST

My Day w/ Jani Lane & The Formerly Of's......

Howdy Doody Folks!!  I am writing to tell ya of one of the greatest experiences to ever happen in my 29 years on this big blue marble....it occurred yesterday, July 12th, 2007 in Wichita, Kansas&...
Posted by ~*~My Moonshine Kicks Your Cocaine's Ass~*~ on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 07:13:00 PST