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Redneck Joe

I gotta get a bazooka!

About Me

Hey everybody! My name is Joe. I like hanging out with my friends. I like writing and drawing. I'm also a fan of the Tennessee Vols. Auburn's not too bad, either, but I'm primarily a Tennessee fan. I also like to write fanfiction. You can check out the link to my fan-fics page on the "books" section below. Well, that's about it.


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joey
Birthday: May 6th
Birthplace: State College, Pennsylvania
Current Location: Down in the South
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian and a little German, I think
The Shoes You Wore Today: White sneakers
Your Weakness: Heights
Your Fears: Spiders, snakes
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese or pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish all goals I set for myself
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Cool
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: My biceps and chest
Your Bedtime: Try to go to bed around 10:00
Your Most Missed Memory: Going to my Grandma's house in Upstate New York
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group dates. Single dates are nice, but group dates are more fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't care
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, why not?
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: Sometimes, but usually when no one's around
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, but sometimes on the weekends I skip when I don't go out anywhere
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really
Do you think you are Attractive: That's for you to decide
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Generally yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, most of the time
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I want to fall asleep first so I don't even realize it. I want to be healthy before I sleep, though.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A pharmacist
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany, Italy, Russia, and Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: I don't care
Height: Around my height
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: Don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: At least 37
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I can't count them all!
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My Interests

I like carpentry and also like writing and drawing some. I enjoy playing basketball, baseball, soccer, and just about any other sport including skateboarding. I also like learning new languages. I took French in high school, and I'm trying to learn German, Italian, and Russian. In the future, I wish to learn other languages, like Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and Arabic.

I'd like to meet:

Will Smith, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Mikhail Gorbachev, Vladimir Putin, Tony Blair, Tim Allen, Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, George Lopez, John Zaffis, and the girl of my dreams.

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Music:

My favorite music is rock, pop, reggae, and some country. I don't really like heavy metal or rap that much -- it's just not my taste. I like the Beatles, Cake, Nickelback, Jessica Simpson, Spice Girls, R Kelly, Fergie, Green Day, Weezer, Bob Marley, and of course, The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band!

Movies:

I like Shallow Hal, School of Rock, Multiplicity, Back to the Future, Brokeback Mountain, My Cousin Vinny, Commando, Red Dawn, the Child's Play Series, Pay It Forward, Mean Girls, White Chicks, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and 13 Going on 30. I think that Star Wars is a good series, but I'm just not really into it that much.

Television:

I like South Park, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, The Brady Bunch, 24, Dirt, Seinfeld, Friends, Home Improvement, George Lopez, Full House, Fresh Prince of Bell Air, All in the Family, Married...with Children, The Winner, A Haunting, Scrubs, and Jeopardy.

Books:

I like A Confederacy of Dunces, Ryan White: My Own Story. I also enjoyed the books Deathwatch, The Cay, Obasan, The 7th Guest: A Novel, and Tuesdays With Morrie. I don't really like Harry Potter that much. Other than that, I'm not much of a book person, but I like reading and writing fanfiction stories. Check out my fan-fics here:http://www.fanfiction.net/u/835926/

Heroes:

Jesus, Dalai-Lama, God, George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Abraham Lincoln, Pope John Paul II, Ron Paul, Mike Gravel, Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, Mikhail Gorbachev, Steve Irwin, FDR, and my dad.

My Blog

Foreign Languages

Currently, I’m interested in learning German.  I’ve been studying it more for the past week or so and really like learning it so far.  I don’t know a whole lot yet, but I u...
Posted by Redneck Joe on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:41:00 PST

I’ve been tagged

The rules in this game of tag are simple -- once you have been tagged, you must write a blog with ten, weird, random things, little known facts or habits about yourself. At the end choose 5-10 people ...
Posted by Redneck Joe on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:31:00 PST

My Personal Message Board

Check out the new InvisionFree message board that I made. http://z4.invisionfree.com/Joes_Forum/index.php If you'd like to join in the conversations, just register for a free account!...
Posted by Redneck Joe on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:50:00 PST

My Dog, Ginger's, Unfortunate Death

Yesterday, after 3:30 pm, my pet, Ginger, who we've had in our family since April 11, 1997, was put to sleep.  She was bleeding to death, and because she had done so a week and a half ago, it was...
Posted by Redneck Joe on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:49:00 PST

Religion Vs. Spirituality

Over the past year or two, I've thought over my religious/spiritual beliefs, and some of them have shifted/changed in some way.  I have always maintained a belief in God, though there were times ...
Posted by Redneck Joe on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:13:00 PST

Thoughts on the Iraq Quagmire

I used to be an avid supporter of the Iraq war, but within the last month or two, I've begun to think it over and realized something.  We have been in Iraq for three, almost four, years...
Posted by Redneck Joe on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:58:00 PST

A Thought on Gas Prices - Please Read

As we all know, gas prices have been up for quite some time now.  They started rising nearly 2 years ago, and the prices still seem to be rising.  What's the reason?  It's a little thin...
Posted by Redneck Joe on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:00:00 PST