You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way!
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?'It is impossible to live artistically before one abandons all hope, for hope precludes self- limitation'---Il try and conjure something marginally interesting to replace the delerious blatherings i had defacing this page later. Okay?
Tourettes guy remix!!
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the tourettes guy remix
I'd like to meet:
Anyone down to earth, free of false pretenses, full of vodka, and willing to accompany me to wander downtown, with no specific destination. oh, and Morrissey, Gael Garcia Bernal, Al Pacino, mmmm....Jesus, so we can discuss the merits of linen loincloths as opposed to those abrasive, itchy wool ones. As well as Courtney Love(aside from junk, what makes that crazy bitch tick??) and Ryan Gosling. Cause he's hot. And Michael Alig. Paul Krassner. Albert Hoffman(Yay!). Albert Hofmann(synthesized lsd, as well as heroin, I think. Some opiate.).William S. Burroughs. Gael Garcia Bernal. Gael Garcia Bernal. Huxley. MAybe I ought to put some sort of female icon on here, I suppose Courtney doesn't quite count. Marie Curie, I have a great love for radium and the accompanying exposure cancer. I am too tired to type anymore. I just felt the need to delete all of the outdated, pretentious crap I had on here before.
Music:
Lots of stuff, I'm openminded and usually non- judgemental about music, but some types and even more specific bands do suck to the max. Lately Ive been listening to Pavement's Slanted and Enchanted a consistent 3 times a day. Ive really been getting into lots of industrial lately. I guess that kind of reflects on my current outlook... Nitzer Ebb, Front 242, De/Vision, Die Krupps, Progenitor, that one semi- obscure german group, I think its like NEubuaten Ertkddvmmfooyk, Pigface. If anyone else noticed, Kraftwerk kind of sucks. The 'New Dawn Fades' by Joy Division is probably the best song ever created.
What Zombie Movie Character Are You?
The crazy guy
You're the crazy guy! Dude, maybe you suffered a break because of the zombies or something, but either way you are not quite right anymore. Or maybe you're just quirky! Anyway, remember that life has normal joys that don't involve domesticating zombies, and you'll be fine!
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Movies:
Oh! The Wonders of CineMax! I just saw this sa-weet movie called mmm..I think it was 'Dreaming with Fishes'. Trainspotting, Dog Day Afternoon, 24 Hour Party People... lets see... I bet I would really be amused by some of John Water's films if I came across them... Platoon, American Splendor, A Clockwork orange, Pi, Zoolander,London, Everything is Illuminated, Stay(pretty intense if not really melodramatic.), No One Knows, Bad Education,Kung Fu Hustle, I'm Smoking a Seed*hacks uncontrollably*, Party Monster, Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, a great deal of Homoerotic Hentai...not; Ciao Manhattan(Edie! Real Edie!), Panic in Needle Park, Panic on the Streetsdjfop' of London hah ah haa, A Dirty Shame(Good Stuff). Ill watch anything with Mr Bernal in it, no matter how queer.
Television:
Law and Order SVU, Beavis and Butthead, The Soup (luv Joel McHale), SNL, Cold Case Files, X- Files, XXX- Files, the weather channel. As well as Da Ali G Show. Sacha Baron Cohen is hot. And he shares a name with a prolific female ice skater, which is kind of cool.div align="center"
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 23%
Stability |||||| 23%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism || 10%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||| 30%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
Books:
I read relatively often, but cause of my especially short attention span, I rarely, if ever finish a novel. Which in part explains my inability to discuss anything allegorical. Currently Im flippin' thru- The Book of Lists, pt 2; 20 Years of Alternative Music(by the Spin editors and writers, how else do ya think i became such a music snob?); Kerouac's Sketches, Ginsberg's Howl; Sex, Drugs and Alcohol(statistics, you perv. Also, as my mom insists, 'what my life revolves around'), Man and Disorder, Mein Kampf(Im tryin'. Fricking rhetorical speakage); the Lovely Bones; this collection of essays by various existentialists, now Im on Sartre's Man, Freedom and Praxis. Okay, If I keep going on Im gonna distortt the fung shui of my profile and die, so ill quit while Im ahead!!
My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Wit
((71% dark, 26% spontaneous, 21% vulgar))
your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARKYou like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky GervaisThe 3-Variable Funny Test!
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Heroes:
Soren Kierkegaard- for his focus on the individual's potential--Ian Curtis- he died for our sins--Stephen Malkamus- I know why Zurich is stained-- Sigmund Freud- for reminding me how much I despise my mother and want to have sex with my dad. And you. And Nick Porritt. He is one of the only human heroes of mine that i will have had the opportunity to become acquainted with. The least fabulous drug addict Ive ever met, he could boot 12 Norco(Norco, man?? Wtf?) in a day and still crave that crackpipe. Brown sugar running through your veins is bound to cause some sort of cancer or something, but i guess thats what you can expect when 'alls ya got in this town is is fukkin bunk shit anyways.'YOULL BE MISSED, DUDE!!
