what? |
so i drove passed my local mall the other day to see a sign that read "remember old glory this flag day june 14th." I was shocked and hurt by the fact that my hometown has once again overl...
Posted by rob on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:44:00 PST |
bear junk |
some people see bears as cute, cuddly creatures, instead of the ravenous beasts that they really are. maybe we've all been desensitised by cartoons like the care bears. just because they come in...
Posted by rob on Sat, 26 May 2007 11:01:00 PST |
more stuff |
so this year my family decided to cancel mother's day. o.k. i misspoke, they rescheduled it to be included in the june birthday celebration, which means that once again my birthday will be overs...
Posted by rob on Sun, 20 May 2007 05:07:00 PST |
random stuff |
ok so i have figured out how to prove to all of the neighsayers out there that global warming is real, and sadly the answer has been right in front of our faces for years. all we had to do was look at...
Posted by rob on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:50:00 PST |
some more odd crap my brain thought up |
first i'd like to personally thank fergie for spelling in each of her songs. she is doing her part in helping ween americans off of their spell check dependence. if only america could come up wi...
Posted by rob on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:58:00 PST |
can't think of an apt title |
so i know that i've already talked about mother's and father's day, but i'm going to revisit for a minute. i think that these two days should be combined into one day parents day. if...
Posted by rob on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 04:53:00 PST |
free jesus rides for everyone |
o.k. mother's day is fast approaching. this is of course the day where we take mom out for supper and buy her a potted flower of some sort. this is all well and good but then comes father's day....
Posted by rob on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 04:48:00 PST |
i don't know |
this week i'm going to focus on laziness. i am a highly lazy person. my ideal day is sitting around and doing absolutely nothing and not consider it a wasted day. if i have errands to run or wor...
Posted by rob on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:33:00 PST |
i think i finally crossed that fine line between genius and insanity |
first i'd like to give don imus my quote of the week award for calling the rutgers university women's basketball team " a bunch of nappy headed hos". now to continue on with a bunch o...
Posted by rob on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:56:00 PST |
your socks are untied |
happy april fool's day everyone. and for those wondering the streak continues on. for the 28th straight year, i have had someone fall victim to that timeless line of your socks are untied.
anyway i've...
Posted by rob on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:47:00 PST |
