Even Chuck Norris couldn't stop Darren McFadden!
ACE 4 LIFE
1.20.09
Have you ever noticed how fucking stupid George W. Bush is? Boy, I sure have. I hate him so much. Anyway. I am not my tattoos, but my tattoos are me. I will admit I am from Texas, but I do not have to be proud of it. I am a product of public education, and as such, I am at least smarter than the average president. I enjoy reading newspapers. I believe that one can never have enough pens. It is entirely possible that I identify smoking with my personality to an unhealthy extent. I could watch Monty Python's Flying Circus 24 hours a day, and often do. I don't hunt, if fish don't count. Talk to me about music, books, politics, or cars and I will like you immediately. I once worked at a record store. I am the kind of dork that reads U.S. Supreme Court opinions for fun. I thoroughly enjoy beer in conjunction with bonfires. I maintain that cow tipping is real because I have done it. I do not think that the many charms and plethora of -- ahem -- entertainments available on Bourbon Street make up for its stench. I believe MySpace and Facebook have much to learn from one another. I dislike paragraph breaks. I am quite possibly the third coolest guy you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. I prefer hoodies to any other form of clothing. I drive a Dodge Neon, but that doesn't mean what you think it means. I value highly such intangibles as love, trust and respect. I prefer dogs to cats, boxers to briefs, Macs to PCs. If you've made it successfully this far, you are either truly diligent or quite bored. Congratulations a lot.
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