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MR. WEAVER

The big thieves hang the little ones.

About Me


Even Chuck Norris couldn't stop Darren McFadden!
ACE 4 LIFE
1.20.09
Have you ever noticed how fucking stupid George W. Bush is? Boy, I sure have. I hate him so much. Anyway. I am not my tattoos, but my tattoos are me. I will admit I am from Texas, but I do not have to be proud of it. I am a product of public education, and as such, I am at least smarter than the average president. I enjoy reading newspapers. I believe that one can never have enough pens. It is entirely possible that I identify smoking with my personality to an unhealthy extent. I could watch Monty Python's Flying Circus 24 hours a day, and often do. I don't hunt, if fish don't count. Talk to me about music, books, politics, or cars and I will like you immediately. I once worked at a record store. I am the kind of dork that reads U.S. Supreme Court opinions for fun. I thoroughly enjoy beer in conjunction with bonfires. I maintain that cow tipping is real because I have done it. I do not think that the many charms and plethora of -- ahem -- entertainments available on Bourbon Street make up for its stench. I believe MySpace and Facebook have much to learn from one another. I dislike paragraph breaks. I am quite possibly the third coolest guy you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. I prefer hoodies to any other form of clothing. I drive a Dodge Neon, but that doesn't mean what you think it means. I value highly such intangibles as love, trust and respect. I prefer dogs to cats, boxers to briefs, Macs to PCs. If you've made it successfully this far, you are either truly diligent or quite bored. Congratulations a lot.


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My Interests

Good music, good books, good food, good friends, good coffee, good beer, good smokes, good times, NPR, my sweet Melissa and my Arkansas Razorbacks.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't bore me

Music:

Gansta Happy Feet Remix

Add to My Profile | More VideosBlue October, U2, Radiohead, Tool, Pink Floyd, Joe Cocker, Soul Coughing, She Wants Revenge, Alice In Chains, The Cure, Prince, Tech N9ne, Billy Bragg, Down, COC, Crowbar, Pantera, Cradle of Filth, Acid Bath, Soilent Green, Goatwhore, David Bowie, George Harrison, George Michael, Cat Stevens, Elvis Presley, Elvis Costello, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Big Smith, Bruce Springsteen, Eric Clapton, Fleetwood Mac, Bauhaus, The Eagles, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Counting Crows, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, A Perfect Circle, Ani DiFranco, Tori Amos, Howie Day, Modest Mouse, Better Than Ezra, Ben Harper, Mutemath, Sigur Ros, The Queers, Pilotdrift, Bowling For Soup, Common, Anna Nalick, Blessedbethyname, New Orleans rap, hip-hop, and bounce, 80s, Motown, Southern Metal, Philly Soul, and generally whatever's on at the time.

Movies:


All Monty Python films, all Godfather films, all Stanley Kubrick films, all Kevin Smith films, all Indiana Jones films, Science Fiction, Horror, Scarface, The Shawshank Redemption, and any other movie involving the Mafia, vampires, zombies, aliens, legal matters or Scientology.

Television:

Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Conan O'Brien, Craig Ferguson, Knight Rider, MacGuyver, CSI(s), Law & Order(s), Jeopardy, anything on the BBC or PBS and Cheaters. Especially Cheaters. It's the greatest.

Books:

Anything in English not published by Harlequin Romance or Silhouette.

Heroes:

John Galt, Nelson Mandela, His Holiness the Dalai Lama, Bono, "Publius," Hunter S. Thompson, Edward R. Murrow, Thurgood Marshall, Clarence Darrow, Martin Luther King, Jr., Sir Winston Churchill, Thomas Jefferson, William Jefferson Clinton, Bill Maher, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Gerald B. Jordan, Chris Erskine and Dave Barry.

My Blog

Funny shit

    Condoleezza Rice bursts through the door of the Oval Office.    "Mr. President, we've just received confirmation that three Brazillian soldiers where killed by insurg...
Posted by MR. WEAVER on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:21:00 PST

Bud-dum-dum CRASH!

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed. 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bu...
Posted by MR. WEAVER on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:07:00 PST