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messy bedrooms

messybedrooms

About Me

this is your own private den of procrastination. things can be left as fucked up as you like because you are king or queen inside these walls. let this be a warning to all those who enter. sure-- you know exactly where everything is..

stuff is just easier to find when its lying around anyway.. why should we put shit away if its gonna get used again right? also we got too much shit happenin than to be doin petty shit like cleaning--

My Interests

the messy states of bedrooms united indivisible with liberty and justice for a dollar

I'd like to meet:

unmade beds. dusty ledges. dirty laundry. full trash cans. half full drinks. empty tissue boxes. porn. dirty laundry. leftover food. who's underwear is this? uncased cd's. dirty laundry. empty the ashtray. lotsa junk. interesting smells. dirty laundry. pet dander. accidental art. spilt bong water. dirty laundry. porn

Movies:

we have fun and do stupid stuff and we don't clean cause we have people to do that for us or maybe we like not caring about being neat and stuff

Books:

adding to garbage piles and creating air pollution

My Blog

remy and meat

i recently figured out that remy likes to eat salty cured meats like pastrami and pepperoni.. oh yeah and slim jims too- but i dont like to share so he only gets a little bit.
Posted by messy bedrooms on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

odor eaters

if you dont want your room to smell like shit then dont have these things in it: - shit - ashtrays - dirty laundry - old sneakers - wet pets - cooked brocoli and it helps to open the window...
Posted by messy bedrooms on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh yeah.. the cat

his name is remy and hes not mine im cat sitting indefinitely for a friend remy is the worlds first metrosexual cat and he purges after he eats sometimes to keep his girlish supermodel fig...
Posted by messy bedrooms on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

heres how do i know you're messy

i can look at your pictures and see what cool shit you do and stuff and pretty much everyone who doesn't look anal retentive or ocd or some shit and has half a life- not even half a life- anyone who d...
Posted by messy bedrooms on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

READ THIS

FOOL!! This is just another distraction from you cleaning your room!!! STOP READING THIS Your mom really wants you to go clean your room...
Posted by messy bedrooms on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST