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Cthulu Midget Baby

there's no use in locking doors, there's one of me in every home

About Me

I take the beauty of chaos over ugly perfection I've woken up on the wrong side of the bed every day since 1987 I can feel myself slipping away from any chance of redemption But that's okay 'cause if it's where Falwell goes then I don't even want any part of heaven
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jon Eskow
Birthday: April, 28 1987
Birthplace: Dover, NJ
Current Location: Philadelphia, PA
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brownish
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: Romany, Irish, Scottish, Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pumas that should probably get thrown out
Your Weakness: Cute, dorky girls with good music taste
Your Fears: wasting talent and not changing the world
Your Perfect Pizza: White pizza with something green, perhaps spinach or brocolli
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: just stay sane
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: pretty much
Thoughts First Waking Up: 15 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: i've been told eyes and hair
Your Bedtime: anywhere between 2am to 7am
Your Most Missed Memory: blue meanies reunion in chicago, 2004
Pepsi or Coke: try to stay away from that stuff
MacDonalds or Burger King: i stay away from that stuff too
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton I guess
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: like a chimney
Do you Swear: most frequently
Do you Sing: very well actually
Do you Shower Daily: HA!
Have you Been in Love: i suppose
Do you want to go to College: i'm in it
Do you want to get Married: Not for me, personally i say it's an Archaic Tradition
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: rarely
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd say so
Are you a Health Freak: umm...no
Do you get along with your Parents: as well as i can i guess
Do you like Thunderstorms: indeed
Do you play an Instrument: guitar, bass, and i used to play trombone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I try to drink only 5 out of 7 days a week
In the past month have you Smoked: about half a pack a day
In the past month have you been on Drugs: can't say I have
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not really
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: a lot of it
In the past month have you been on Stage: does doobies count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: can't say i have
Ever been Drunk: umm...
Ever been called a Tease: can't say I've been called a tease but i'm sure i've been accused of much worse
Ever been Beaten up: only once and it'll never happen again
Ever Shoplifted: a couple times
How do you want to Die: something quick
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: designer, artist, vagabond, take your pick
What country would you most like to Visit: Pretty much any country outside of this one
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Violet
Favourite Hair Color: Red or very Dark Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: preferably shorter than me which can be tough
Weight: slightly Athletic build or at least not stick skinny
Best Clothing Style: comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: pot and that's it
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: two for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a lot of things
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My Interests


Geeky Pop Culture
making soap
playing bass and guitar
Journalism
Photography
art
Hockey
Baseball
music
Animals
Travel
going to shows
Food Not Bombs
politics
revolutionaries
Romani (Gypsy) Culture
Pirates
Shitty Punk Rock Music

I'd like to meet:

All my heroes are dead already but if they weren't: Joe Strummer, HST, and George Carlin. Other than that I hate everyone and everything seems stupid to me. ENJOY GETTING TO KNOW ME!...poor bastards

Music:


Movies:

Pan's Labyrinth
V For Vendetta
Fight Club
Seven
A Clockwork Orange
Michel Gondry
Quentin Terantino
Labrynth
Legend
old Tim Burton (especially Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands)
The Third Man
Charlie Chaplan
Super Size Me
Pretentious Art Films and Mind Fucks
David Lynch
Brothers Quay
Star Wars (the holy trilogy)
Requiem For A Dream
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Nightmare Before Christmas
Donnie Darko
Kevin Smith
Dark Crystal
The Muppets
SLC Punk
Goodfellas
Horror Movies
B-Movies

Television:

Dr. Who (Tom Baker), Red Dwarf, Whitest Kids U' Know

Books:


Chuck Palahniuk
Douglas Adams
Mikhail Bulgakov
A Clockwork Orange
¡Ya Basta!: 10 Years of the Zapatista Uprising
Hunter S. Thompson (R.I.P)
Terry Pratchett (Discworld & Good Omens)
Comics (those count as books right?)
Brave New World
Saul D. Alinsky
Phillip K. Dick (A Scanner Darkly)
Fast Food Nation
Gonzo
Culture of Fear

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson (Long Live Freak Power), Billy Spunke, Pete Ventantonio, Subcomandante Marcos, Saul D. Alinsky, George Carlin (he's probably down there, looking up at us), Joe Strummer, Billy Bragg, Johann Gutenberg, Banksy, Michael Winslow

My Blog

new slang term all the kids are going to be using

Just thought of this oneWest Philly (english, slang, derogatory, hilarious) - The act of someone not getting their way and complaining and whining about it in a gratuitous manner. Often associated wit...
Posted by Cthulu Midget Baby on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:21:00 PST

upon turning 21

Yeah i really don't have anything. Umm, let's see, i'm more responsible than I was a couple years ago and can drink legally. I will say though i have learned quite a bit in the past year working at do...
Posted by Cthulu Midget Baby on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:51:00 PST

can’t sleep; clowns will eat me

I'll still never understand why i can never sleep, especially when i have to wake up early. Sometimes i wonder if i even want to sleep. Ever since I was little i hated going to bed but yet in the morn...
Posted by Cthulu Midget Baby on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:31:00 PST

reflection on the past 6 months

Needless to say, i've deleted all my posts from the past six months, i'd rather not remember them. More and more for the first time in my life i'm looking toward the future and any bit of memories of ...
Posted by Cthulu Midget Baby on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:38:00 PST

my history with pirates

So the other day i was trying to think what was the first thing that got me into pirates. Until High School i had an up and down relationship with the buccaneers of yore then in High School my rightfu...
Posted by Cthulu Midget Baby on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:10:00 PST

bored bored bored

Well like the subject says, it's 3 am and i'm bored. Well figured why the hell not blabber on this thing. So anyway, school's not bad, i might be getting a job, and i might be able to do food not bomb...
Posted by Cthulu Midget Baby on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:16:00 PST

Summer Break, a reflection

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Posted by Cthulu Midget Baby on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 06:28:00 PST

summer break lament

    Back in Newton and literally bored almost to tears. There's just something about this place, it has such an oppressive attitude, i have no idea how i lasted as long as i did. I have...
Posted by Cthulu Midget Baby on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 08:27:00 PST

the land of lost potential

I was just talking with Chris and polishing off the last beers we had in the fridge before we have to sign out of our building for summer and we started talking about back home in Jersey and community...
Posted by Cthulu Midget Baby on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:29:00 PST

charity work

    Just figured i'd share this, I'm trying to join Food Not Bombs. to those who don't know what it is it's a world wide group dedicated to giving food to the homeless and the less fort...
Posted by Cthulu Midget Baby on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:36:00 PST