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Sidonie The Pirate

'Innit bruv'

About Me

‘Some guys think I’m a concept or I’ll complete them or make them alive but I’m jus a fucked up girl whose looking for my own piece of mind...don’t assign me yours’

My Interests

knitting, sunflowers, raisins, laughing, films, colour, clothes, dreds(mine), friends, gigs, determinism, corsets, food, weaving, sleep, rain, wellies, puddles, eyes, clouds, grass, interesting smells, felt tips, pirates, cake, socks, books, mountains, bikes, silk, new yarn, staplers, hands, philosophy, yoghurt, spring, feathers, lace, cars, mike, beads, ladybirds, sequins, shoes, icing, top hats, rocks, long train journeys, racing games, picnics, diamonds, hot baths with someone you love, cafes, yellow anoracs, rum, crabs, the word: 'Existentialism', footballs, vegan shoes, purple, tail coats, tall hills, tasty water, food when your reeealy hungry, hugs, bum dances, cookies, dresses, sunshine, ribbons, thread, theatre, gloves, Cereal, buildings, fabric, clay, ice, orange juice, fresh basil, jewellery, sofas, paper clips, hotel shampoo, caravans and cheese.

I'd like to meet:

Vivienne westwood, jean paul gaultier, tori amos and i want steven fry's babies.

Music:

SKA.

Movies:

eturnal sunshine of the spotless mind, muppets treasure island, american beauty, green mile, shawshank redemption,forest gump, fight club

Television:

black books, ab fab,six feet under

Books:

Margaret Atwood or ones about ladybirds.

Heroes:

tori amos, my bernina sport 801, who ever invented knitting...

My Blog

oh!

i think i have a brain tumour.
Posted by Sidonie The Pirate on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:21:00 PST

In Memory of Carina Stephenson 1988-2005

did anyone read about that girl who killed herself? it was linked to suicide chatrooms. her suicide note was: 'if these are my last words i must be pretty desperate to die. i knew this day would come...
Posted by Sidonie The Pirate on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 06:36:00 PST

free

when you were a kid did you ever assume that one day you would realise that you had stoped crying, stoped falling over, stoped being smacked, picking your nose, using a step ladder to pee, wetting you...
Posted by Sidonie The Pirate on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 12:24:00 PST

*fart*

ARRR FUCK
Posted by Sidonie The Pirate on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:47:00 PST

huh?

I JUST FEEL SO FUCKING LONELY!
Posted by Sidonie The Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

standing my ground

For all my feminist principles I have perfected submission. 'Standing my ground' is just for show. And out of sympathy I am allowed to dominate, defeats the fucking point, does it not? Its about self...
Posted by Sidonie The Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tori Amos

i went to the Patti Smith Meltdown 05 last night! i hate her but everyone there seemed to think she was great! the age gap was huge most of the people had seen her in the 70's. i went for tori amos of...
Posted by Sidonie The Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Reel Big Fish last night!

why do I find gigs so lonely? no-one else seems to have that problem! I went to see Reel Big Fish last night. I skanked my arse off for the support and was dead by the time they came on and fell aslee...
Posted by Sidonie The Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pesto

i tried to make pesto sause today. like a real chef. alas it was disgusting. so im going to use some from a jar.
Posted by Sidonie The Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

be gone to all musicians....

ok ok! i just have to sy this: i hate musicians 1- because im a narrow minded poo. 2- because they are unreliable and blaitently self-obsessed and blind. there are two many dam musicians on this thing...
Posted by Sidonie The Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST