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About Me

BEING AN ASSHOLE MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY.

"I know exactly where I'm going......I just don't know where I am" -- Arak'i Aramill.

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My Interests

I hang out with my good friends, go to the movies, and play some WoW every now and then. I also enjoy a good drink when I get the chance. Mmm mm. God bless Jagermeister.

Music:

Static-X, Oingo Boingo, Within Temptation, Disturbed, Metallica, Bloodhound Gang, Frank Sinatra, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Rob Zombie, Stephen Lynch, Stone Temple Pilots, and most classic rock. I hate emo....God, do I hate emo.

Movies:

Snatch, Fifth Element, Dodgeball, Momento, Anything by Kevin Smith (except for Jersey Girls), Donnie Darko, Duece Bigalo: Male Gigolo, Spaceballs, Rocky Horror Picture Show (I go whenever I can), vampire flicks, anything by Tim Burton. stuff like that. My tastes vary.

Books:

I dig the fantasy and Sci-fi stuff mostly.

Heroes:

Randal from Clerks
DR. DOOM!! Hey he may be an evil dictator, hell bent on a megalomaniacal quest to conquer the word, but you know what? There is no crime in Latveria. The world deserves Doom.

My Blog

Southern California Is On Fire In Every Michael Bay Movie

After really thinking about the recent wild fires that swept though California, I've come to the conclusion that southern California is always on fire in every Michael Bay movie. You may be wondering ...
Posted by Beaner Lite on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:39:00 PST

Mr. Mo Goes To Court

An uppity, elderly customer sued me, and my family's locksmith shop, because he special ordered a keyless entry remote for his car. He was warned that all sales are final on Special Orders, and that s...
Posted by Beaner Lite on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:52:00 PST

R.I.P. - Beaner Mobile

Some of you may have known my 78 Celica as Wynona. Others may have known it as the Beaner Mobile. But, now, as of yesterday the Beaner Mobile has been put out to Pasture. Yep, you heard right. The Bea...
Posted by Beaner Lite on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 03:22:00 PST

The Candyman Can...

So I caught the end of Candyman 2, on HBO, yesterday. In my younger years I thought it was a pretty good movie, and like most others I figured Candyman was a bad guy that must be stopped......However ...
Posted by Beaner Lite on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 09:44:00 PST

I hate The Office

I don't know if you've ever seen this farce of a sitcom, The Office. I hate it. I hate everything about it. I hate the writing, I hate the directing, I hate the acting, I hate it's' mockumentary style...
Posted by Beaner Lite on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 10:40:00 PST

Home Depot sucks a big floppy one!!!!

Am I alont in hating Home Depot? I mean is it really too much to ask of a big corporation to have employees who actually know a thing or two about home repair, or something as simple as a dremel tool?...
Posted by Beaner Lite on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If there really are people like this.....god help us!

Ok at one point or another, I'm sure everyone has seen this post....... Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?Boy: NoGirl: Do you like me?Boy: Not reallyGirl: Do you want me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you cry if I ...
Posted by Beaner Lite on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST