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Joe.

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About Me

Basically...I don't like this place. It's the smell. I can't solve this mystery. Can you? No. The answer is you cannot. Because, no matter how hard you try, there is always going to be somebody better than you, so don't even try. Do you feel like you're floating? You wanna go outside? You want a toe? I can get you a toe. With nail polish. We're all defanged and declawed. Like dominoes, in neat little rows, you are what you own. You fell down some stairs, I fell down some stairs. One more robot learns to be something more than a machine. I crawled in your window. I heard what you said. So glad you could stay forever. I laugh until my head comes off. Is all the world jails and churches? Black on black, white on white, green on green. A dream that you died can take you out of your mind. Anywhere you are in a maze; is a lie. Anywhere you are on a page; you still go to the right. Any time there is no ground below you; you're in the sky. Anytime you're afraid; it's gonna be alright.Where'd the sun go? Take a guess. Is he at home? I've waited all damn night. I'm not gonna hurt it, I'm just gonna bash his brains in. I'm just gonna bash 'em right the fuck in...gimme the bat. He's gonna look petty funny tryna eat corn on the cob with no fucking TEETH! I'm gonna catch that sucka, if it's the last... thing... I ever... do...

My Interests

Mills.

I'd like to meet:

I created my layout at KillerKiwi.net

Music:

Aesop Rock, Agent Orange, Alice in Chains, Alkaline Trio, And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, Aphex Twin, At the Drive-In, Bad Brains, B.B. Rights, Beck, Big Daddy Kane, Black Sabbath, Bob Marley & the Wailers, BS2000, Butthole Surfers, Bush, Cake, The Cardigans, The Casualties, Chicago, CKY, The Crystal Method, C.S.N.Y., Curtis Mayfield, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Deftones, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, Depeche Mode, Descendents, Detachment Kit, Dr. Dre, Dust Brothers, Dwight Yoakam, Eagles of Death Metal, Eddie Money, Elliot Smith, Eric B & Rakim, Everclear, The Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, Foreign Objects, Frank Zappa, Fu Manchu, Gang Starr, Garbage, Glassjaw, Gorillaz, Green Day, The Guess Who, Guttermouth, Hall & Oates, Head Automatica, Helmet, Hideki Naganuma, The Hives, Husky Rescue, Iggy Pop, Incubus, the (International) Noise Conspiracy, Interpol, J Dilla, Joe Walsh, John Frusciante, Johnny Cash, Jurassic 5, Korn, Kyuss, Lagwagon, The Latch Brothers, Local H, The Mars Volta, Megadeth, Misfits, Mondo Generator, My Bloody valentine, Naked Raygun, Nas, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Open Hand, Outkast, Pennywise, A Perfect Circle, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, Placebo, Primus, Probot, Public Enemy, Quasimoto, Queens of the Stone Age, R.E.M., The Raconteurs, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot chili Peppers, Refused, RX Bandits, Scientist, She Wants Revenge, Silversun Pickups, Slick Rick, Sly & the Family Stone, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, Social Distortion, Stabbing Westward, Stetsasonic, SRV & Double Trouble, Stone Temple Pilots, Suicidal tendencies, $wingin Utter$, Talking Heads, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, Tom Vek, Tool, A Tribe called Quest, Turbonegro, UNKLE, Urge Overkill, Van Halen, The Vandals, Veruca Salt, Violent Femmes, War, Warren Zevon, Wu-Tang Clan, ZZ Top ...and the "Home Improvement" theme song.

Movies:

Movies that make me go, "Wutthefukk?".

Television:

WhiteSox-BlackHawks.

Heroes:

...are usually bad news.