frequent drug testing |
Tuesday morning, 9:00am. I got the fax again. The fax from HR ordering me to report for drug testing within the next 60 minutes. This is the exact same fax I've received five times in the last 18 mont...
Posted by JOEY TOE TAGS on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 01:40:00 PST |
Killer |
What makes a man give up? Consider this. Every man starts out as a single cell. A drop of DNA. A bucket. As a cell, that bucket is empty. Add genetics passed down from an alcoholic father. From a hero...
Posted by JOEY TOE TAGS on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 02:50:00 PST |
Cruel and unusual punishment |
The man opens his apartment door. She is already prepared, exactly as he expects and in an instant he knows he has made the right choice.
A few minutes later he opens his bedroom door and the faintes...
Posted by JOEY TOE TAGS on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:32:00 PST |
How to pick up chicks at the gym |
Tired of never meeting women? Tired of going to bars and clubs but struggling to catch the attention of that young girl in the middle of a giant sausage fest? Tired of never getting laid?
If you answ...
Posted by JOEY TOE TAGS on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:27:00 PST |
How to pick up chicks at the super market |
Tired of never meeting women? Tired of going to bars and clubs but struggling to catch the attention of that young girl in the middle of a giant sausage fest? Tired of never getting laid?
If you answ...
Posted by JOEY TOE TAGS on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:24:00 PST |
"Double Zero-00" |
"We should go out for a drink sometime before you leave Joey - you know we're just gonna lose touch afterwards and that'd be a shame." I'm not entirely sure but there seems to be a hint of a catc...
Posted by JOEY TOE TAGS on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:22:00 PST |
A ninja tale |
Perched upon a branch above the guards, we are still. Silent and still. Like...so many things that don't move or make noise. Bread! We are silent and still as bread.
The guards have no idea that this...
Posted by JOEY TOE TAGS on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:32:00 PST |
So your girl just faked an orgasm. What do you do now? |
The obvious answer to this is "Who cares?", but that's neither funny nor true. As a man, we all like to hope that our special lady / fuck buddy / random bar slut is being kept happy. If she's being sa...
Posted by JOEY TOE TAGS on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:10:00 PST |
You'lle never get me pot of gold |
Dressed in all black, the man stood in the shadow of the towering buildings by the end of the alleyway. Trashcans and filth were his companions in this place of decay and debris where the shit of soci...
Posted by JOEY TOE TAGS on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:21:00 PST |
The effects of punching various persons and/or various animals in the facial vacinity Part 2 |
3. Rooster:
I had a hell of a time finding a farmer that would let me punch one of his chickens and the same scenario was played out several times before I gave up.
Me: "Excuse me, Mr. Inbred Farmer...
Posted by JOEY TOE TAGS on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:29:00 PST |
