Chezy

-My name is Chezy. It's pronounced "SHezy", with an "S" sound, like Chevy, the car company. Get it right or don't talk to me. And don't try to be funny by calling me "Cheezy" because that gets really old and actually, isn't that funny at all.
-I am from Sri Lanka. That's a little island that's right below India. No, that does not make me Indian, that makes me Sri Lankan. That also means that I'm Asian (South Asian), for those of you who didn't know that India and Sri Lanka are located in the continent of Asia. It's pretty hilarious when people try to argue with me and tell me that I'm not Asian. Go take a geography class.
-I am not ghetto. Nor do I try to talk like I'm ghetto or gangsta or whatever you would like to call it. I speak proper English. Oh, and I can spell really well too.
-I love animals. They are my passion. That means that I would rather spend every day of my life at places like Sea World or at a zoo, than go out partying. If you think that's weird, I really don't care.
-The two most important people in my life are my best friend and my cat (yes, my cat is a person). Deal with it.
-I tend to be very, very blunt.
-I like dirty jokes and I'm really open about sex related things. I do not like dealing with uptight, sensitive prudes.
-I can be shy and I'm pretty quiet. And just because I don't smile all that much, does NOT mean that something is wrong. I just don't feel the need to constantly smile, or even talk for that matter. So stop asking me what's wrong. It gets annoying.
-Do not call me "sweetie" if you are younger than me or even around the same age as me.
-I hate Dane Cook. He isn't the least bit funny and is totally overrated.
That's me in a nutshell. Take me as I am, or leave me alone. I refuse to change for anyone.
My baby, Chloe...
Best friend, I