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Jooolz

The Bourgeois Pig

About Me

I am jooolz. That is me. I like stuff, and things.

oh, and I am a part of this now: http://www.spankhaus.com SPANKHAUS. awww yeah.

My Interests

music, watching bad movies and making fun of them, human sexuality (fancy talk for i wish i could do it more often), dancing, bubble wrap!, reading, walking, movies, http://www.spankhaus dot com, road trips, travelling, spending time with my friends, modeling, being cranky, being funny, making people laugh by my sarcastic yet angry humour, my new apartment (true love),shopping, my kitties red wine (and lots of it!!), a new beginning......

I'd like to meet:

People who like stuff, and things.

Music:

kate bush, death cab for cutie, coil, electric six, xorcist, peter gabriel, pink floyd, skinny puppy, the pixies, rolling stones, the besnard lakes, john lennon, cat stevens, tori amos, mlada fronta, meg lee chin, fleetwood mac, 80's music (so awesome), ladytron, delerium, boards of canada, biosphere, scorn, pigface, faith no more, snog, dj acucrack, velvet acid christ, guns n roses, sisters of mercy, moby, noisex, david bowie, johnny cash, reverend horton heat, p.a.l., die form, st germain, massive attack, speedy j, test dept, swans, tracy chapman, young gods, my friends who make the music (ie: yann/izsoloscope..gregg/urusai..nick/antigenshift..)etc, etc, etc, ....

Movies:

donnie darko, fear and loathing in las vegas, kill bill 1 and 2, american beauty, amadeus, the red violin, exotica, last night, hedwig and the angry inch, velvet goldmine, pink floyd's the wall, twin peaks: fire walk with me, any godzilla film, manos: the hand of fate (so bad yet so good) ,jesus christ vampire hunter, six string samurai, the ring, very bad things, shaun of the dead, 28 days later, 28 weeks later, hot fuzz, immortal beloved, four weddings and a funeral, gangster no. 1, seven, the sixth sense, julia, and SO MANY MORE. those were just the ones i can remember on the top of my head..and i am half asleep!...

Television:

mr. show (!!), amazing race, intervention, airline, six feet under, twin peaks, queer as folk, friends, family guy, just for laughs gags, this hour has 22 minutes, daily show, colbert report, restaurant makeover, dexter, ANTM, south park, etc.

Books:

the hot zone by richard preston, dreamcatcher by stephen king, choke by chuck palahniuk, fall on your knees by ann marie macdonald, any awesome photography coffee table book, bizarre magazine, julia by peter straub, etc... currently reading: haunted by chuck palahniuk

Heroes:

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Bob and David are comedic Gods.
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My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Jooolz on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Jooolz on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Jooolz on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:21:00 PST

Spankhaus needs your help!

It seems that another nominated comedy is in the lead for the Yahoo! Video award for Best Comedy Troupe or Duo.*eeeep* PLEASE vote for us if you haven't done so already! Vote for Spankhaus here:http:/...
Posted by Jooolz on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:12:00 PST

going to England and Scotland!

I am off to England and Scotland Feb 6th - Feb 16th and I am so freakin' excited. Here's the tour I'm doing: http://www.contiki.com/en-CA/Tours/Europe/Great.Britain/Itin erary.htm Trip was dirt cheap. ...
Posted by Jooolz on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:22:00 PST

My Spankhaus debut now online!

(crossposted to basically everywhere. heh)   Hey guys - my http://www.spankhaus.com"> Spankhaus debut is up. It's a great shorter piece that we hope will make you giggle!Again, we're filming lik...
Posted by Jooolz on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST

so it's not Bronchitis after all..

just got back from the doctor's and I actually have Pneumonia! so..yeah..that sucks.
Posted by Jooolz on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:10:00 PST

holy @%&! i am sick.

can't. stop. coughing. so. much. pain. up yours, Bronchitis. /end self pity post
Posted by Jooolz on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 03:15:00 PST

My cousin Jennifer wants more MySpace action from me.

Jennifer wants to me SPICE up my MySpace, but how?   OK. here is a blog post:   HELLO. I am alive, I have two new adorable kittens, and still work too much (hence no pretty MySpace page) Sug...
Posted by Jooolz on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:56:00 PST

my first blog!

uhhhh... hi. i use livejournal, sorry.      
Posted by Jooolz on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 07:26:00 PST