I'm a short cow, but don't call me a stuffed-toy, damn you!.. I like a lot of local bands. Including Underscore. They stole my name! I was originally Udderscore, and then they named their band Udderscore, and then I had to change MY name cause they were all like "Come on cow, we need a new name. We can't have a crappy name like 'kamikaze elephants". And so I changed my name to Utterscore. Then they changed their name to Underscore. Damn them. I think I look better than Matt Flyzik. Better hair. Mooooooooooooooooooooo.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Someone to milk me, but they have to have warm hands!
