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JW

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Writer and director. Thanks to JFish!!! A Cyree Masterwork!

My Interests

Watching movies, having a laugh and listening to Uhh Yeah Dude
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I'd like to meet:

Mandy Moore or Mandy Moore equivalent.

Music:

Guns 'n Roses, Weezer, Kanye West, Mandy Moore, Jimmy Eat World, 2pac, AC/DC, Regina Spektor, Saves the Day, Timbaland, Missy, Snoop, Dr. Dre, Hanson, Journey, Smashing Pumpkins, Kelly Clarkson, Bennie K, Lady Sovereign, Imogen Heap/Frou Frou, Hot Chip

Movies:

Grindhouse, Superbad, Back to the Future, Office Space, Idiocracy, Jurassic Park, Clerks, Big Lebowski, Sixth Sense, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, Iron Giant, Eternal Sunshine, Goonies, Indiana Jones, Sin City, School of Rock, Adaptation, Old School, el Mariachi, Pups, King Kong, Rocky, American Beauty, Ong-Bak, City Lights, Ed Wood, Saved!, Rushmore, American Movie, Spiderman, E.T., Bad Santa, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo, Ratatouille. Incredibles, Wallace and Gromit, Knocked Up, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Rumble in the Bronx, Rush Hour, American Grafitti, Super Troopers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Borat, Minority Report, War of the Worlds, Shrek, 8 Mile, Warriors, American Pie, Matrix, Evil Dead 2, Babe, Apartment, Snakes on a Plane, American Splendor, Bowfinger, Odd Couple, Bad Boys, Legend of Drunken Master, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, It's Alive, Lion King, Mean Girls, Producers, Anchorman, Swingers, Rear Window, Child's Play, Revenge of the Nerds, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Father of the Bride, Harry Potter, Gremlins, Lord of the Rings, It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Jaws, Meet the Parents, Run Ronnie Run, Shanghai Noon, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Uncle Buck

Television:

Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Rob & Big, Kid Nation, LOST (1st season only), Chappelle Show, Mr. Show, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Cavemen, South Park, King of the Hill, Simpsons (early episodes), Ali G, Dating Story, The Office (UK and US), Extras, AFV, Mythbusters, Criss Angel's MindFreak, Ed, Dawson's Creek, Curb Your Enthusiasm, SNL, Family Feud

Heroes:

Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Robert Rodriguez, Robert Zemeckis, Peter Jackson, Brad Bird, Mike Judge, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, M. Night Shyamalan, James Cameron, Kevin Smith, Seth Rogen, Joe Rogan, Sacha Baron Cohen, Will Smith, Jackie Chan, Tony Jaa, Owen Wilson, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Judd Apatow, Steve Martin, Steve Carell, Quentin Tarantino, Sam Raimi, Dave Chappelle, John Lasseter, Timbaland, Conan O'brien, 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Mandy Moore, Seth Romatelli and Jonathan Larroquette, Pu, The E, Agent79, Felipe Smith, Louie Anderson

My Blog

10 sec. Film Review: Black Sheep

2 out of 5. Not as cheesy as I was hoping for. Just kinda stupid.
Posted by JW on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:16:00 PST

10 sec. Film Review: Angel-A

4 out of 5. Beautiful cinematography and awesome in black and white. There are a handful of really nice scenes, but Luc Besson's female relationships, as always, are a little on the strange side. S...
Posted by JW on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:59:00 PST

10 sec. Film Review: Live Free or Die Hard

2 out of 5. The action is way more chaotic than the rest of the Die Hard's. Where in the past, it was Bruno vs. the bad guys (one against an army of henchmen), it's now Bruno vs. airplanes and truck...
Posted by JW on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:44:00 PST

10 sec. Film Review: The Haunting Hour: Don’t Think About It

0 out of 5. This movie was so dark when the monster was on screen (to hide it's horrible puppetry) that you had a hard time telling what the fuck was going on. Other than that, it's what you've come...
Posted by JW on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:31:00 PST

10 sec. Film Review: I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

0 out of 5. A ludicrous plot, peppered with unfunny jokes that are rude and offensive. Nothing about this movie mirrored reality in anyway, whatsoever.
Posted by JW on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:23:00 PST

10 sec. Film Review: Shrek the Third

2 out of 5. This franchise has really run it's course. I have a feeling that part 4 will be the last one in movie theaters, everyone from that point on being a direct to DVD pile of garbage. Nothin...
Posted by JW on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:19:00 PST

10 sec. Film Review: Meet the Robinsons

0 out of 5. WEAK WEAK WEAK. Weak story. Weak characters. Weak design. Weak animation. Weak voices. I don't even see how kids would like this movie. Even though very simple, it's "story" is so ...
Posted by JW on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:19:00 PST

10 sec. Film Review: Zombi 3

0 out of 5. None of the charm or originality from the first one, at all. Slow, boring and nonsensical. The style of zombies changed from shot to shot, at times moving in super slow motion and then ...
Posted by JW on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:56:00 PST

10 sec. Film Review: Surf’s Up

5 out of 5. Interesting characters, good script, creative editing and beautiful/flawless animation... plus, some of the best voice work I've ever heard in a non-Pixar related animation. Jeff Bridges...
Posted by JW on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:01:00 PST

10 sec. Film Review: License to Wed

0 out of 5.  Holy fucking shit... Why can't someone put Mandy Moore in a movie actually worth watching?  I love her to pieces, but this was, without a doubt, one of the worst ideas for a movie ever co...
Posted by JW on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:03:00 PST