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Wlle E. Coyote

If you eat something hot, man does it burn

About Me

What more can you say about the pointless ramblings of a mad man on a diet soda rampage?Can you actually say anything about him that won't enrage his sense of self doubt?I mean really?

My Interests

Video Games, Skiing, Music, Computers, Motorcycles, and a good word problem. I'm geeky, but damnit it's fun!

I'd like to meet:

Meet?No idea. Ran into Margot Kidder once, and that chick that played Harmony on Angel(5th Season). I think my life was pointless before then, so now, it's OH SO FULFILLED!!! Seriously? I'd like to meet the writers for the radio commercials in Grand Theft Auto. Just to thank them...

Music:

My tastes are so eclectic that I really can't say that there is one genre that I like the most. A band? Sure...Stone Temple Pilots. But I like listening to anything. Country Music I can take or leave. Same with most Rap. Even most Hip Hop can be avoided on my iPod.

Movies:

If you couldn't tell...huge Kevin Smith fan. Beyond that, it's individual movies, like Shawshank Redemption, Evolution, Caddyshack, and everyone's fave...Bloodsport.

Television:

House is the BOMB!!! Where else can I find a kindred troubleshooting spirit like that...only on TV, that's where!

Books:

Think I might Read Bourne Identity next. Just got done with Rich Dad, Poor Dad Quadrant. I like to alternate between genres. I picked up a really cool book on Japanese Mythology the other day. I might read that instead. I don't know...too many choices. I wish that someone would just tell me what to read, because I hate free thought and free choice. It's too human...ick...

Heroes:

Anyone who can go beyond my realm of thought, and bring something back to me that changes my life.

My Blog

I am Spiderman WOOOO!!!!!

Your results:You are Spider-ManSpider-Man 95%Hulk 75%Green Lantern 65%The Flash 65%Iron Man 60%Robin 55%Superman 55%Supergirl 45%Wonder Woman 40%Catwoman 40%Batman 35%You are intelligent, witty, a bit...
Posted by Curtis on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST

Consumers are dumb

There I was doing some clothes shopping.  Who knew this would be so difficult.  I had my list, which included some new jeans to replacesome very comfortable, frayed ones.  Once they get...
Posted by Curtis on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:14:00 PST

Some different test results

You Are 80% EvilYou are very evil. And you're too evil to care.Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.How Evil Are You?What Your Underwear Says About YouWhen you're bad, you're very bad. And...
Posted by Curtis on Mon, 15 May 2006 06:04:00 PST

Dating Websites

Hey all you web surfing ladies out there!If you would do me a favor?  If you're going to post an advertisement on anynumber of dating websites, do you think you could...I don't know...ADVERTISE??...
Posted by Curtis on Thu, 11 May 2006 08:09:00 PST

sweet jesus people are dumb

Evening Race Fans!Have you ever been struck blind after hearing the truly stupid inhale what appears to be oxygen.  Then,they exhale, no, not your 80-20 mix of Nitrogen and Oxygen,but vaporized s...
Posted by Curtis on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 05:19:00 PST

Chicks

Look, I know what you're thinking:Oh joy!! Another stupid digression into the Man versus Woman thought process!  Woo freek'un hoo!Nah....Today's comment is simple.  Chicks suck, and women ru...
Posted by Curtis on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:07:00 PST