I have many interests, wide and varied. For instance, I'm find myself absolutely fascinating, but so does everyone else. Next time I update, I'll try to come up with a more unique interest than me. I hate being on the bandwagon with everyone else.
People who don't irritate me so much that I feel the need to stab them with a rusty knife within 3 minutes.
Maybe I should include the people who I don't want to meet also:
-If you're just trying to promote your stupid garage band, whose performances don't even qualify as music, I don't want to know you.
-If you're interested in my money, Stop, drop and roll your ass onto an expressway.
-If you need 24/7 emotional support because you have drama issues, kindly phone up your parents and ask them why their medical plan never included abortion. Let them hear it, not me.
-If you're like 14, forget it, or wait a decade and I might consider you then. Until then, you have nothing to offer me.
-If you're on a mass spree of collecting friends for your list just to make yourself feel special by having 3000 friends who you've never spoken to, go buy some cats, you'll feel better.
If garlic, sunlight and wooden stakes make you nervous, stop wasting time trying to make friends and go wash that shit off your face, take some Prozac and get some help .( present friends excluded)
Homemade pr0n
Lost, Adult Swim, Boston Legal, The 4400, My Name is Earl, The Office (US), The IT Crowd, HyperDrive, Family Guy, American Dad, anything on History or Discovery (most recently Survivorman from the Canadian Science Channel)
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
Chuck Manson, David Koresh, myself.