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The thing that lives upstairs

Hand of the Daedra

About Me


BANDS!!! I'LL ONLY ADD YOU TO THIS PROFILE IF I COME ACROSS YOU MYSELF AND LIKE YOU! IF YOU WANT ME TO LISTEN TO YOU GO TO WWW.MYSPACE.COM/ROLLCAGERECORDS

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out."
You Should Drive a Lamborghini
A true daredevil, you're always in search of a new rush. Clearly, you're a total speed demon... just don't get caught!
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!!WARNING!!
Well if you wana know about me, Im Jonny im that old that high and that wide my house is over here and im from Wales:P
Im fucked up I know Im fucked up and yes I MAYBE a happy happy person I take everything to heart, whether its a compliment, a bitch at me I'll take it to heart, and if you get on the wrong side of me I WILL be a cunt to you no matter how big or small you are. I have had plenty of things blow up in my face in the past and Im expecting more to come.
I find that most people are sorted enough and others are cunts, if I like you I like you, if your a twat or if I think your a cunt I just won't bother with you its that simple.
I'm the type of guy that doesn't do one night stands unless its worth it, I am more for relationships than just "one night of lust", get this straight aswell I may well be a ugly fucker, but that doesn't mean I'D GO OUT WITH UGLY PEOPLE, I AM SHALLOW AS FUCK WHEN IT COMES TO LOOKS, I'll be friendly yeah I mean that cool, but I don't want to be waking up next to someone who is ugly as fuck. and thats not a stab at ugly people, but like I said I AM VERY SHALLOW WHEN IT COMES TO LOOKS, but thats the neg side, I like people who've got personality, friendly smart open minded etc.
I do believe in things like ghosts, psychics, other life, I honestly have no idea of what afterlife would be though, either eternal darkness, coming back as yourself but under a diff name, or just haunting the place you call home.
Im a guitarist been playing since about summer 2002. I don't know what else to put in here erm I've got long black and blonde hair, brown eyes, I LIKE TO BITE THINGS :D I can't help it i need to bite things!!! arghhhhh!!
i've been in a few bands, Taken For Dead, Detera, Dodgy Specimen and I just make music and get drunk in my spare time.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Leather whip
Your Favorite Target: High School Freshmen
Your Kill Count: 1,821,656,235
Your Battle Cry: "My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 44
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $39,812,231,946,517
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 96%
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3 parts competetiveness
3 parts crazyiness
1 part joy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of carling
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Y Yum
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My Interests

Guitars, Driving, Racing, making music, going out, gettin drunk, and Photoshop :D great fun, this is what I do when im bored and not playing guitar lol...

I'd like to meet:

people are people, and i wudn't want to meet people if it was planned, if its by co-incidence tho different story cause you get a surprise, get me??

Music:

music lots and lots and lots of music
fav bands - Arch Enemy
Ill Nino
Shadows Fall
Susperia
Killswitch Engage
MachineHead
Cradle of Filth
Nickleback
Slayer
Chimaira
The Distillers
the Misfits
the Offspring
Sporadic
Walls of Jericho
With Passion
Heaven Shall Burn
Hatebreed
Tsunami Bomb
lotsa other stuff 2 but i cant b arsed to type them all out just ask me

this is my new band ADD US!!

Movies:

any really, but my faves at the mo are.
Ginger Snaps 1,2&3
ALL of the Monty Python films, Something Completly different is the best tho in my oppinion
The Matrix trilogy
Ice Age
Wallace and Gromit films
Saw 1&2
Dusk Till Dawn
Starship Troopers
loads more

Television:

Cartoons, Nickolodien, Cartoon Network, funny stuff, music, UK Gold, Little Britain, Dads Army, Only fools and horses, One foot in the grave, Fresh Prince, My Wife and Kids, WWE Raw/Smackdown, god knows i watch so much stuff in different moods

Books:

don't really read but Terry Pratchetts Discworlds are awesome

Heroes:

heros?? na im evil

My Blog

Quiz again

what would you do if I?1. I made a move on u:2. I kissed you:3. I lived next door to you:4. I started smoking:5. I asked you on a date:6. I was hospitalized:7. I ran away from home:8. I got into a fig...
Posted by Dead Inside on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:46:00 PST

quiz thing

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: » I committed suicide:» I said I liked you:» I kissed you:» I lived next door to you:» I started smoking:» I stole something:» I was hospitalized:» I got into a fight and you we...
Posted by Dead Inside on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 02:03:00 PST

TRIVIUM IN BARFLY TONIGHT!!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!! THIS DAY HAS BEEN THE BEST DAY EVER, GOT WORD THAT THERE WAS A SECRET TRIVIUM GIG, SO WENT DOWN IT WAS COMPLETLY SOLD OUT SO I WAS VERY  LOOKED AROUND THE WHOLE OF CARDIFF AND...
Posted by Dead Inside on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 04:13:00 PST

I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST!!!!

 IM AM SOOOOOOOOO AWESOME HAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by Dead Inside on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jakeass!! NEW VIDS!

indeed there are new vids online go now and watch them!!! www.jakeass.co.nr
Posted by Dead Inside on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

well....

I think this is the longest ever i've been awake, last time i slept it was friday its now 22:53 Sunday night lolol
Posted by Dead Inside on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RMS Last nite

wat an awesome night, have a look at PowerWordKills profile on here they are most deffinatly worth a listen ...
Posted by Dead Inside on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

JakeAss.co.nr

JakeAss is it sooo much to ask to just visit the site, let alone join the forum!!! join the forum damit soo can be motivated to go out and make new videos!!!!
Posted by Dead Inside on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Knackerd

soo knackered im off 2 bed
Posted by Dead Inside on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blah

Blah im so tired i fell asleep just now.... n yes i am listenin 2 some trance cos i am very sleepy
Posted by Dead Inside on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST