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The Master of Coronaries

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About me? What? Do you know something about me!? Are you spying on me? WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE...So, anyway, here I am, rocking like a hurricane. I was born. I went to school. I graduated. I worked a BUNCH of different places. I'm a pro wrestling play by play announcer. I used to own and operate a Haunted Attraction in Granite Falls, NC. I have a car. Not the most fascinating thing to read, is it?

My Interests

Haunted Attractions, Pro Wrestling, reading, writing, trying to learn plumbing on my own, computers, girls, comics, what else...porn is good. I have many varied interests.

I'd like to meet:

Lets see, uh, yo momma? No, that's rude. Sorry. Most the people I'd like to meet are dead. That's kinda sad. OK, how about Jimmy Buffet? That'll work.

Music:

Well, lets see...wrestling music, Jimmy Buffet, Disney music, like almost anything from Psychopatic Records, especially Boondox, and I listen to alot of talk radio.

Movies:

Wizard of Oz, Big Trouble in Little China, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, bascially any horror movie is good.

Television:

Pro Wrestling, Red Dwarf, Futurama, Buffy, Battlestar Galactica. Mythbusters. NCIS Did I mention wrestling?

Books:

the Dragonlance series, anything by Heinlin, Bill the Galactic Hero is great, Brian Lumley's stuff is awesome, Stephen King is good (Firestarter is one of my all time favorite books), too many others to mention and of course the Harry Potter books. Yes, I am a nerd.

Heroes:

One man. Arn Anderson is my hero. I've meet him on three seperate occasions and every time it was profound. He is THE man.

My Blog

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Posted by The Master of Coronaries on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:38:00 PST

One of the greatest songs ever...

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Posted by The Master of Coronaries on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:37:00 PST

Why do I keep trying to argue with STUPID people?

I must be just as dumb as the people who I argue with. I keep trying to politely defend myself and my friends to them, and because people are big and bad online, I forget that they also listen to noth...
Posted by The Master of Coronaries on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:34:00 PST

Wrestlers...

Wrestlers.  I know DOZENS of them.  Some of them are the best people, trust them with my life.  Dangerous Donnie, George South, Solar, Levy, Brock, guys like you I trust and know that w...
Posted by The Master of Coronaries on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 09:19:00 PST

Wrestling venting...

OK, time to vent again. This is gonna be all about the things that piss me off about pro wrestling...1. Size. WTF is the problem here? How is it that consistently, small guys are MUCH better wrestler...
Posted by The Master of Coronaries on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:37:00 PST

Brilliant words from Les Thatcher...

WRESTLER'S EYE VIEW LOOKS AT MORE OF THE SUBTLE THINGS WRESTLERS NEED TO DO TO BE SUCCESSFUL by Les Thatcher @ 10:29:00 AM on 3/29/2007 Last week's column brought several e-mails asking about ...
Posted by The Master of Coronaries on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:55:00 PST

Best message board post EVER...

Here you go, my best wrestling related message board post EVER.  And the sad thing is I actually like the kid I'm talking to... Jprep-  Pork is better than you smellin like fish. After being...
Posted by The Master of Coronaries on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:05:00 PST

You know...

Really, life should not be so dramatic.  I remember when I was a kid (something only old farts say) thinking that "When I grow up, it won't be so drama filled!"  I thought adults did smart t...
Posted by The Master of Coronaries on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:33:00 PST

Christmas Presents...

Since my presents normally suck, I thought I would just go ahead and make a list of things I'd like.  These are just suggestions, things that would be cool to me... Anything off my Figure wants l...
Posted by The Master of Coronaries on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:26:00 PST

Chain letters...

I am here by instating a policy. Any person who forwards stupid chain letters in their bulletins, and I don't care WHAT they are about, will be removed from my friends lists. It's stupid. Things like ...
Posted by The Master of Coronaries on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:17:00 PST