Lessons learned |
I remember hearing somewhere that seagulls only fly inland for two reasons. A) They’re starving.B) They’re dying.So imagine my surprise when I’m walking toward the bar, down Gre...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:44:00 GMT |
I always wonder... |
If fear and faith are the exact same thing.
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:32:00 GMT |
Yes, im aware that posting lyrics is lame. but i figure if this morning had a soundtrack..... |
this would be the song in the closing credits.
Fiest
Let it die
Let it die and get out of my mind We don't see eye to eye Or hear ear to ear Don't you wish that we could forget th...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:07:00 GMT |
second vacation |
Call me a glutton for punishment. Some delusional Don Quixote knight in rusty armor, but being here, now, the summer, I'm saying things I shouldn't say, and doing things I shouldn't do. It's hard. You...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:56:00 GMT |
The People Sale |
Its hard to think of your self worth in dollars and cents. Impossible to tell the world, if asked just how many crumpled dollars and couch fished spare change would have to cross a ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 19:58:00 GMT |
Dryclean only would be a blessing. |
There is nothing on earth I abhor more than laundry day. It is the eater of a thousand productive hours, the devourer of days on end. Each moment of procrastination, from the point at which you first ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
Where the heart is. |
Val: I wish I could buy that place. That would be the shit. We could all move back in. itd be great.
Me I Wish I could burn it down.
Sure. Most of that was Post-summer bitter talking. But...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
past mistakes (post from earlier this summer.) |
One of the Olsen twins came into my job today, and I fucking missed it. I was working with the head of some other big house wares giant, and I motherfucking missed it. I had my pager, didn't go off. I...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
Worldwide Tour |
Having roommates is an iffy idea. Even when theyre your friends
sometimes you dont realize how wack they are. And I mean fucking WACK.
The
Commander
tried to warn me. But it was far too late. I had ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
Interview with a douchebag |
Hi, apparently Im the douchebag...... Is not the normal way one
introduces themselves for an interview. Its almost a surefire way to
ace yourself out of a dream job Shit, it probably doesnt even ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
