Car Ramrod

I enjoy calling in sick, prank calling the COPS, watching sad movies alone, the color yellow, cutting in line, farting in indoor public places and then pointing to someone standing near me while holding my nose, setting other peoples clocks back an hour and not telling them, eating sushi and drinking Asahi (especially while I was in Japan), talking with an accent, pinching butts, kissing my Mom, pretending I care, driving in the rain, "quoting" funny movies, ordering via drivethrough in a whisper.....,going on a jog and lighting up a cigarette while running in place at a stoplight, using the last of the TP and not refill it, sitting right next to a stranger when lots of other seats are available (example: movies, bus stop, airports, train, mall foodcourts, bathroom urinals) staring contest with random people(kids are the best), throwing things in others peoples windows while driving(best to do at stop lights right when the light turns green), winking at strangers, cheating at solitaire, playing with my dog, teaching kids how to make fire, going to the store and asking where the TP and laxatives are, acting suspicious in front of dept. store survelliance camaras (I actually got questioned by security at Sav-on), ordering drinks on someone elses tab, eating ice cream on a cold day, making other people myspace pages behind their back, eating dessert first at restraunts, sleeping without a pillow, introducing myself twice to the same person but using two different names, going "commando", drinking warm milk, putting salt in someones drink when they are not looking, tilting pictures in peoples houses, smiling, wearing socks with sandals, drunk dialing, rearanging someones fridge, putting my hand on the seat right before someone sits down, picking up on girls using" Hi, I live with my Dad" as a pick up line, and chewing with my mouth open.