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Fenndrophiliac

Distance brings out the bravery in us all

About Me

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Me is a pronoun. Dictionary.com defines me as a nominative singular pronoun, used by a speaker in referring to himself or herself. Merriam-Webster describes the proper usage of me as opposed to I as follows: "Me is used in many constructions where strict grammarians prescribe I. This usage is not so much ungrammatical as indicative of the shrinking range of the nominative form: me began to replace I sometime around the 16th century largely because of the pressure of word order. I is now chiefly used as the subject of an immediately following verb. Me occurs in every other position: absolutely .., emphatically .., and after prepositions, conjunctions, and verbs, including be .. .. ... Almost all usage books recognize the legitimacy of me in these positions, especially in speech; some recommend I in formal and especially written contexts after be and after as and than when the first term of the comparison is the subject of a verb."
My Prank Emails - Quick Links
Karate Mart Prank
Masturbation Workshop Prank
Aunt Jamima Nigerian Scam Prank
Staples Prank
Office Max Prank
Mike's Hard Lemonade Prank
Mike's Hard Iced Tea Prank
House Rabbit Society Prank
Wigs.net Prank
Wigs.net Live Chat Prank
MYSPACE Nigerian Scam Prank- Part 1
MYSPACE Nigrian Scam Prank- Part 2
The McDonalds Prank
The Ebay / Visine Prank
BOD Fragrance Spray Prank
CATS: The Movie Musical! Prank
The Rubber Duckie Prank
The Craigslist / Sodomy Prank with Rico
Live Chat- Satan and Marijuana The Failed Nigerian Scam Prank
HOW MUCH ROGUE IN YOU YOU GOT?

My Interests

Schwarzkopf! Something tells me you want to go home. Champagne, bibles, custom clothes you own! Calling up from special area codes!

I'd like to meet:

.. ....Catherine Zeta-Jones, before old man Michael Douglas got his grubby old hands on her. Bastard!

Music:

Let's make some!

Movies:

WILLOW!

Television:

Panasonic CT 27G24 27-Inch Standard Television

Books:

I care for the Choose Your Own Adventure Books a great deal.

Heroes:

Anybody who calls everybody else an arsehoe!

My Blog

DUGO! Nigerian Scam Prank.

I didn't really know where to go with this one. At first I was thinking of going Dr Suess style responses on his ass, but I gave that up after the first response and decided to go with a different tac...
Posted by Fenndrophiliac on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:58:00 PST

Nigerian Scammers Dont Love Me Anymore...

So every now and then I still get an email from a Nigerian Scammer. Problem is, everytime I respond to them, they fail to respond back. It's like I've fucked around with them too many times, and now m...
Posted by Fenndrophiliac on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:48:00 PST

MY CELEBRITY LOOK-A-LIKES!

I always knew I looked like John Cusack!...
Posted by Fenndrophiliac on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:29:00 PST

Nobody Knows

I need to become competent on the piano before I can transcribe this one from mind to ear: You're obsoleteThere are newer models out there on the street Stuck in concreteYou no longer have the strengt...
Posted by Fenndrophiliac on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:09:00 PST

Midnight Moonlight

They fed me lavish silence I couldn't afford to hearI ate until my will was goneAn empty feast I still feed onMy heart has all been spentDown to every last red centSo now I've become the beggarWon't y...
Posted by Fenndrophiliac on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:33:00 PST

Pay It Fool

Nobody gets it in one shotYou'll never win this war you've foughtMorale is low and you've lost that glowTime for surrender but still you go You can dream success until you wakeThen you must pay for yo...
Posted by Fenndrophiliac on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:18:00 PST

Shaggin Wagon: The Rebuttal

-----Original Message-----From: *****@peoplepc.com [mailto:*****@peoplepc.com]Sent: Monday, April 07, 2008 8:37 AMTo: Jeff FennSubject: shaggin wagon Hi Jeff, I was pleased to see that once again I am...
Posted by Fenndrophiliac on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:06:00 PST

Can I Buy Your Eyes?

So...Can I buy your eyesCan I see your viewWill it change my mindSeeing things like you? Would I laugh at the sight of meRecognize the faults in what I seeFigure out where I really standWell help me o...
Posted by Fenndrophiliac on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:35:00 PST

To Love

Can one transcribe great passion to word?Would it come off as so absurd?Oh the emotions say impossibleBut the thought of trying irks my soul Is it too late to live a dream?Would being live up to what ...
Posted by Fenndrophiliac on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:31:00 PST

Grandpa Bought a Shaggin Wagon

Having heard the news this morning that my grandpa ACTUALLY bought a shaggin’ wagon, I felt inspired to write this little diddy. I’ll probably add more as I go along. It’s very "Pre-...
Posted by Fenndrophiliac on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:23:00 PST