drinking beer, beer drinking, motorcycles, nature, yetties, my own penis, anything shiny, I love shiny things and things that don't smell really bad and a plethora of other amazing things
girls with ALL of their teeth, ABSOLUTELY NO dentures, and I would like to find someone that farts more than I do.
Country...it's God's greatest creation, sweet, sweet country music, YES!
Breakfast Club, actually anything with Molly Ringwald, its the red hair, I love fire crotches, Hairspray, I do have to say that Ricki was hotter when she was fat, of course all the Star Wars, I have even mastered The Force with the help of my internet Star Wars tutor, last but not least, GOONIES, I still get a craving for a Baby Ruth everytime.
Television, whats television?
My friend Gavin, the founder of Alcoholics Anonymous, and Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean. My favorite is Oprah for bringing Dr. Phil into my life.