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About Me


!Bill Hicks!
The Myspace Police - "Dedicated to discourage the general public from cultural diversions such as this website." -Officer CP uncyclopedia.org
hi, i'm chris. i'm a generally introverted, easygoing person that enjoys a lot of things, especially exciting, crazy or intelligent people. i like to interact with people, i like to read about anything, particularly anything strange, and i like to write. When i'm not doing that, i'm usually playing video games, talking walks, playing the keyboard/guitar, or even sometimes doing something productive, but i'm currently, luckily unemployed.
I'd like to be a journalist, but unfortunately today's modern society isn't interested in my humble opinions about the direction of our corporate-owned culture, or about the negative effects of promoting thought-dampering music like new-age "crunk" on the daily radio airwaves...or that a motivation speaker at our school calling a crippled girl at our school "special" only contributes to the continued use of euphemisms in our culture and the diversion from reality and "harsh, foul, vulgar, off-color" language.
No, they'd much rather keep up with what Lindsay Lohan is doing.
I go to school at Nortern Michigan University, an I'll probably pursue a career in Biochemistry, or some other advanced science field, or I'll study to teach English in other countries.
I plan to write a book at some point in my life, hopefully to demonstrate the values of grasping our childish, primitive, and animal instincts to experience a fulfilling lifestyle, and to emphasize the importance of not participating in cultural diversions.
email: [email protected]
AOL IM: SolitaryPolarity
if that doesn't describe the kind of person i am, many chalk me under the category "hippie" or "artsy fag" if that helps.
MySpace - Computerized Totalitarianism - completely replaced natural, human communication.
"What psychedelic exeriences do is remove the veil. They remove the barrier between yourself and the surround, so that you experience a much more powerful vibrational connection with the world around you. Many people who have moved into the new paradigm, or new worldview, have at some point been jump-started by psychedelic experiences. I think the resistance to psychedelics in the culture is not because they're medically threatening so much, i guess people could have bad trips, but because, by taking away the veil of socialization that lies on top of our true selves, people then become open-hearted, open-minded, think for themselves, and are less likely to be programmable by the conventional media or the socioeconomic system we live in."
- John E. Mack.
What strange sequence of events had the power to morph my brain into this? My random thoughts, my indifference to reality, my uncontrollable curiousity of the unknown, my ability to conceive the inconceiveable and explain the unexplainable, my interest in investigating seperate realities and higher conscienceness? I've accepted the description, now I have to accept the fact...
Terence McKenna - Intellectual, Insightful and highly entertaining :)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

alex grey, thom yorke, james keenan, carlos castaneda, adolf hitler, babar the elephant king, the voiceover dude, david lynch, george carlin, the mayans, nostradamus, bill hicks, terence mckenna, dredg, jonny greenwood, cedric bixler-zavala, omar rodriguez-lopez, yoda, anyone who's seen space, ray kroc, trey parker, matt stone, seth macfarlene, stephen colbert, john stewart.
practical people: writers, dreamers, and explorers.

My Blog

a desperate plea

Will one of Kelly Clarkson's or Avril Lavigne's friends listen to them so they'll quit whining? Oh, and Nickelback, writing a song about being a rock star isn't cool. Only an untalented, unenlightened...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 22:55:00 GMT

a dedication to the contribution of rap

Veterans like Three 6 Mafia and 8Ball & MJG laid the early groundwork for what would become Crunk, and taught the next generation that there was much more to the music than just making h...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:14:00 GMT

american day

i roll out of bed, and throw on my logo-laced uniform, i get ready to go to work i should shower, but that's only 'cause society tell us weshould. I put on my black shoes, that I had to walk thro...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 00:40:00 GMT

some one liners...

--have you noticed that a banana kind of tastes like warm ice cream? --Are you aware that if all of our shit on earth outweighed gravity, that we'd all just float up into space? just a thought to help...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 00:40:00 GMT

"biological fluid"

I was unfortunately stuck watching another god damn spin-off of crime scene investigation ( you know...just another way to dampen the senses to the harsh reality of death ), and i heard a crime-s...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 20:30:00 GMT

knot

this is really stupid but you're welcome to read it:do you ever get a knot in some kind of cord, like a vacuum, but you're too damn lazy to unplug the thing and figure the knot out, so you just p...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 21:58:00 GMT

endless war rants

Navy- When was the last time someone offered to accelerate your life...in 30 minutes?the last time one of you fuckers annoyed the hell outta me.you're on your own man.hmm...sounds heroic...but i'm cur...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 15:33:00 GMT

small thought

the FDA is now sending out letters to manufacturers about wider risk of suicide with the use of anti-depressants. Well, if this is the case, then why in the hell do you legalize them? Creating risks a...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 15:21:00 GMT

NEW BLOG...omg!

alright, some lady handed me a story about christ in the drive thru this afternoon, and then i went on some crazy-ass thought tangent.people say that religion's not a bad thing if it provides the...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 20:54:00 GMT

COCK (constantly updated)

I stole this from a bulletin and now I'm coming up with more than just movies. I'll be adding more as I (or the people I hang out with) come up with more. * are my favorites *Pirates of the Cock F...
Posted by on Tue, 10 May 2005 06:20:00 GMT