Well…well…first things first. My name is Lazaro. You probably said it wrong already. Don’t worry, hardly anybody says it right the first time. I usually have to say it a couple times for others to say it right which is quite annoying at times. So to make things easier on yourself and mine, just call me Laz.
I’m usually a quiet person. At first , right? Eh, I guess. I like to talk more in my head than from my mouth. Unless you want to be annoyed with complete utter jibberish, I’ll be on mute.
I’m lazy.
Oh shut up, everyone is.
I purposely work overnight just so I don’t need to wake up early in the morning. I sleep all day. Fuck breakfast. Give me dinner.
I’m a huge daydreamer. Whether I’m doing nothing at all or fully occupied, I’m always somewhere else. These dreams of mine are the source of my energy. Because of my constant daydreaming, I’m always in a wonderful mood and most likely ignoring you.
Blah...I'm just passing time for the most part. That's probably my biggest problem, but oh well. Fuck it.
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thelazysuperhero
[We are all boring]
You just haven't realized it yet.
