"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this.... compulsive need... to be liked. Like my need to be praised."
My names michael. Not sure what I want to do in the future as of yet. Took a trip to America which was awesome, and am now saving to go on another trip (a much, much, much bigger one this time). I guess some of the most prominent things in my life would be God, wrestling and video games (strange mix I guess, but I seem to make it work).
As mentioned above, I travelled to America on a bit of a wrestling tour. Caught the Raw/Smackdown/ECW's before and after Mania, WrestleMania 23 itself, PWG All Star Weekend V, TNA Lockdown and ROH All Star Extravaganza III. While the WWE end of the trip was average at best, the rest was fantastic. Plus meeting most of the wrestlers was an awesome experience, dare I say life changing. I should probably write a blog or something with a bit more detail, I'll put it on the "to do" list so you may see that pop up some time.
Edit: Wow, a year later and still nothing, I suck haha.
A few random things I will add to:
→ Let me describe the perfect date: I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her... now he wants to fight- so I grab him- I throw him into the jukebox! Then the other ninja’s got a knife, he comes at me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She’s scared now. I take her home. I’m holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss... I hear something in the leaves, I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time... but I knew.
→ I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, and since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day.
→ Tell me if you think this is creative. When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this was before I had even heard of one, or seen one. I just drew a picture, of a horse, that could fly over rainbows, and a had a huge spike in its head. I was five! Five-years-old. Couldn't even talk yet.
→ All of my heroes, are table tennis players. Zoran Primorac, Jan-Ove Waldner, Wang Tao, Jorg Rosskopf and of course Ashraf Helmy. I even have a life-size poster of Hugo Hoyama on my wall. And the first time I left Pennsylvania, was to go to the hall of fame induction ceremony of Andrzej Grubba.
→ I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help them. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.
→ My philosophy? Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back, after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho. And you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then... suddenly she's not your ho no mo'.
→ I think most guys are from the dark ages. They're cavemen. And they like a women to be showing her cleavage and to be wearing eight inch heels, and to be wearing, um, see-through underpants. But, for me, a woman looks best when she is just absolutely naked.
→ I stopped shaving because Veronica Mars was cancelled. Am I in pain? Hell, yeah. But I'll tell you something, I thrive in pain. I love pain. To me, pain is not pain at all. No. It is pure pleasure. And I hate pleasure. Almost as much as I love pain. So, yeah, I'm in pain.
→ Yeah, Randy Orton snapped at me once, but there was this twinkle in his eye that I picked up on, which said, "Dude, we're friends. I'm doing this for appearances. I am the champ now. And I have to seem like an ogre. But you know me and you trust me. And we like each other. And we'll always be friends. And I would never take you for granted in a million years. And I miss you, man. And I love you." His words.
As for the rest of this page, well it's a work in progress, I just can't think of much else to add. Any suggestions or tips welcome.
(The facts about me above may or may not be quotes from the Office, I'll let you decide.)
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