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I don't really believe in the names we were given, but my birth name is Alan Lee Mastrianni. You should love me, because I love you. I'm 22 years old and have lived in upstate New York for the better portion of my life, though I don't imagine I'll be here (in New York... to quote two different 311 songs with the same message - because all 311 songs have the same message - "I'll Be Here Awhile" for "Eons and Eons") entirely too much longer. I'm still living with the "family" (in quotes because we're all really family) as I can not yet afford to live on my own; I am money so I've decided against acquiring funds. I am basically on auto-pilot, in that I'll do all that god will allow me to do without giving anyone who doesn't deserve a heart attack a heart attack. You're welcome.My favorite time of day is 5 A.M.I can talk the taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllkkkkkk with you. I can often be reached on AIM under the s/n mastralan5.
Peace out, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

My Interests

Everything on earth, everything in the sky, and everything that everything in the sky represents.

I'd like to meet:

There are a lot of people in the world. To narrow it down (a little)... Max Collins from Eve 6, Lindsay Lohan, Daniel Christopher Covell (TNA's Christopher Daniels), Dan Solwold (Ring of Honor Wrestling's Austin Aries), Retesh Bhalla (TNA's Sonjay Dutt), Jason Reso (TNA's Christian Cage), Allen Lloyd Jones (TNA's AJ Styles), Kobe Bryant(NBA), Petey Williams (TNA), Jamar Shipman (TNA's Black Machismo Jay Lethal), Ringo Starr, Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn(the best female singer in the world), and Nuufolau Joel Seanoa (TNA's Samoa Joe), though I'm a little scared of the latter.BTW, TNA stands for Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, which is on Thursday Nights on Spike TV.

Music:

Music- My top 5 bands in order are... Eve 6, Kobe Bryant (with the whole 1 song of his I've heard), Switchfoot, Rilo Kiley, and Lindsay Lohan(again... with the whole 1 song of hers I've heard). Others include 311, Asthmaboy, The Beach Boys, Ben Folds, Ben Harper, Billy Joel, Blink 182, Bob Dylan, Bush, Cake, Cat Stevens, Coldplay, Copeland, Counting Crows, Danny Caudle, Dispatch, The Doors, Electrelane, Elton John, Eminem, Eric Clapton, The Foo Fighters, Foreverinmotion, The Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Guster, Hall and Oates, Hootie and the Blowfish, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jackson Browne, James Taylor, John Denver, Jon Foreman, Journey, Led Zeppelin, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Live, Madonna, Marcy Playground, Mark Foster, Marvin Gaye, Michael Jackson, Mirah, Moby, Modest Mouse, Neil Diamond, Neil Young, New Found Glory, Nirvana, O.A.R., Oasis, The Offspring, Our Lady Peace, Paul Simon, Pearl Jam, Pete Yorn, Phish, Pink Floyd, Presidents of the U.S.A., Primitive Radio Gods, R.E.M., Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rogue Wave, The Rolling Stones, Spin Doctors, Steve Miller Band, Sublime, The Sugi Tap, System of a Down, Ten Year Vamp, They Might Be Giants, Third Eye Blind, Three Days Grace, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Tom Petty, Travis, U2, Unwritten Law, Van Morrison, Vertical Horizon, Weezer, and The Who. I play a little guitar from time to time, basically the same few tabs though. I do love singing though. Even when I haven't heard the song. Especially when I haven't heard the song.

Movies:

American Pie, Anchorman, Austin Powers, Baseketball, Best In Show, Beverly Hills Ninja, Billy Madison, Braveheart, Clerks, The Da Vinci Code, Dodgeball, Dumb and Dumber, Dumb and Dumberer, Elf, Envy, Fargo, Fight Club, Friday Night Lights, The Great White Hype, He Got Game, Hook (I believe in Peter Pan), Iron Will, Mallrats, Old School, The Patriot, Reservoir Dogs, Return to Paradise, Road Trip, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Royal Tenenbaums, Rudy, Saving Silverman, School of Rock, The Shawshank Redemption, Simon Birch, The Number 23, To Kill a Mockingbird, True Romance, Wedding Crashers, Where the Red Fern Grows, Young Guns, and Zoolander are some of my favorites. If you haven't seen any of them, take it from me- they're good stuff.

Television:

Cartoons: 2 Stupid Dogs, Beavis and Butthead, Dragonball Z, Family Guy, Home Movies, Mighty Mouse, Simpsons, South Park, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.Shows: Arrested Development, Boy Meets World, The Crocodile Hunter, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Everybody Loves Raymond, Inside the NFL, The King of Queens, Law and Order, Lost, My Name is Earl, National Geographic Explorer, The Office (British or American), Pardon the Interruption, Planet Earth, Saturday Night Live(though not the past few years), Saved by the Bell, Seinfeld, and last, but most, TNA Impact.

Books:

I've read one book since high school, Be Like Water, a pretty cool little ditty by one of my college professors. My all-time favorite quote pertaining to reading is from the cartoon Home Movies' John McGuirk, "You know, I've only read one book in the past seven years... and that wasn't it." There is certainly a lot of good shit out there. I prefer looking into the sunlight, though. Why get it from the middle man?

Heroes:

Anyone who truly does all that their environment permits them to do. If your environment believes in miracles, then pin your wings down, bitch.

My Blog

TRUTH

DIVINE FACTEverything that follows is truth, disbelieve at your own peril. This is not all that I know, but it's a good starting point from the "man" (hah!) upstairs, and in no particular order of rel...
Posted by MASTRalan5 on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:57:00 PST

An ESPN.com post that I enjoyed writing

What is with this bogus KB24 nickname? Everyone knows the 8 looked better. No dig at the the number 24 either, Switchfoot wrote one of the best songs ever under that title- not that any of this is rea...
Posted by MASTRalan5 on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:40:00 PST

No, man.

So it’s 6:50am and before I go to bed I listen to a couple tunes and watch sportcenter. Out of the corner of my eye I see the LSU women’s basketball coach come on and say "I’m so pum...
Posted by MASTRalan5 on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:09:00 PST

Why I love Family Guy...

Was watching Family Guy tonight, and heard one of the better satirical dialogues and figured I'd share with those of you unfortunate enough to have missed it... Peter: Alright, I got one for you. So ...
Posted by MASTRalan5 on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:53:00 PST

I suppose I’ll start posting blogs...

Being without a job or much to do on my agenda (which I fortunately do not officially have) I decided I'll start posting some blogs, maybe write some reviews, rants, poems, etc., just to pass the time...
Posted by MASTRalan5 on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:02:00 PST

Prince Caspian the Toad...

    I have 4 frogs and 4 toads (if you don't know the difference between the two you can message me and I'll enlighten you) and I was just thinking about one of them in particular. Not ...
Posted by MASTRalan5 on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:35:00 PST

My grandfather's obituary...

The following is Time Union's obituary for my grandfather who died this past Monday. It's strange that, upon reading it, I learned a lot of things I wasn't aware of. I just knew him as my grandpa...
Posted by MASTRalan5 on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:56:00 PST

Since I like to advertise music...

Marcy Playground is a pretty sweet band. You may know them from their most famous song "Sex and Candy," but I just listened to the cd ShapeShifter and it has better songs. My three favez are "Our...
Posted by MASTRalan5 on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:41:00 PST

In the mood for a rant? If so...

I think my appreciating my own being "crazy" just facilitates the issue. I never intentionally (excluding subconsciously, which I can't really debate, cause who knows with that) try to be weird, but I...
Posted by MASTRalan5 on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:48:00 PST

3 songs...

Somehow conversing with Mike and my bro I got to talking about songs I want played at my funeral. I know it's a morbid topic, and that hopefully(or unhopefully, depending upon mood...
Posted by MASTRalan5 on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:20:00 PST