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Cracky McMonkey

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My Interests

I like to read. Which is more than I can say for our "president"..He is a douche. I have a thing for side show stuff, Old creepy abandoned buildings. Urban Legends, Ghost stories, Things that are supposed to be "secret". I believe that Walt Disney is frozen under Tomorrowland. (Well, I wish he was.)

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Beastie Boys, Bloodhound Gang, Fall Out Boy, OK GO, Terry Scott Taylor, Phil Hendrie, ABBA, Elton John, Beck, U2, Willie Nelson, Kenny Rogers, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, Beach Boys (pet sounds era), The White Stripes, Tammy Wynette, Run DMC, Tom Jones, The Donnas, Green Day, Blink 182, The Ramones, Blondie, Public Enemy, I like Musicals....Yeah..SO WHAT!

Movies:

Duck Soup. Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Double Indemnity, Sunset Boulevard, The Apartment, The Departed, Being John Malkovich, Some Like It Hot, Glengarry Glenn Ross.......

Television:

Venture Brothers - Best show on tv

Books:



MySpace Book Lists at MySpace Toolbox !

Heroes:

Harper Lee

My Blog

Renting the American Dream

Well, packing has commenced. Amy and I have lived in Northridge for 6 years and what with the stress of being new parents thought...what the heck let's add to the pressure and move to a new place as ...
Posted by Cracky McMonkey on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:11:00 PST

Harper Lee is my ticket to Fame!

Yep. I've figured it out. This damn kid is so cute, I say it's high time to exploit her. Look at the little tyke! Don't tell me if you saw her cute little face on a box of Huggies you wouldn't buy a...
Posted by Cracky McMonkey on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:19:00 PST

What I have to be thankful about.....

Well, it's that time of year where I have to feel guilty about not feeding the homeless and thinking of others and all that other stuff that is forced down our throats on every newshour about the "HOL...
Posted by Cracky McMonkey on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:13:00 PST

Oh Well, I call them Yummy

So, I'm sitting here snacking on a bag of Deluxe Mixed Nuts. They are pretty tasty. Oh, Look the ingredients are on the back of the bag...let's see: Cashews...yeah..good...Almonds. Yep. Pecans, Brazi...
Posted by Cracky McMonkey on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 11:52:00 PST

Oh God I'm Tired.

That's it. I give up. I'm tired...I'm just tired, and I keep bitching about being tired, but there is nothing I am willing to do about it. Everyday at work around 7pm, I should be out the door and wo...
Posted by Cracky McMonkey on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:17:00 PST

Hell-o-ween

I love Halloween...Love it. As a kid I was never able to get into it. 'Cuz really it just scared me. I remember growing up and really thinking that if I covered my neck and half my head with a blan...
Posted by Cracky McMonkey on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST

Everybody Run!

Everybody run....North Korea's got a gun.Holy crap...Hope you had a happy weekend, and do the proverbial duck and cover. N.Korea just blew their nuclear wad. Boy, I wonder if it felt good to ol 'lil ...
Posted by Cracky McMonkey on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:58:00 PST

A Very Special Chili's 9Eleven

I guess 5 years is enough time. That's the conclusion I have come to. Amy and I went to Chilli's the other day. Yes..Yes..Yes..we went to Chili's..I know it's not hip, I know it's not local, and in s...
Posted by Cracky McMonkey on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:28:00 PST

Cows and the Company they Keep

SO, I was watching an old episode of Pee Wee's Playhouse. Hilarious, fun, subversive and all that crap. They were showing this insane old film clip of cows. It was in B&W and the greatest bit was tha...
Posted by Cracky McMonkey on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:23:00 PST