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lauren sarafan

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About Me

If you know me you know there is too much to put in this little box!!!! but check out my lattest gig.. here's a little promo..

Sun Sign: Capricorn
Sun 5° Capricorn 07' Capricorn Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Gemini
Moon 29° Gemini 57' Gemini Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Libra
Ascendant 1° Libra 36' Libra Horoscope
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Paul Lynde, but alas he's dead. He is the first celebrity I remember loving his personality I didn't realize that he was so fabulous because he was a flaming homosexual. And, although I am hetero, Paul Lynde and all the gays like him are just my type.Hollywood Square Quotes: Peter Marshall: What is the name of the instrument with the light on the end, that the doctor sticks in your ear? Paul Lynde: Oh, a cigarette.Peter Marshall: In the "Wizard of Oz," the lion wanted courage and the tin man wanted a heart. What did the scarecrow want? Paul Lynde: He wanted the tin man to notice him.Peter Marshall: In the "Wizard of Oz," the lion wanted courage and the tin man wanted a heart. What did the scarecrow want? Paul Lynde: He wanted the tin man to notice him.Peter Marshall: Oh, Paul, what would we ever do without you? Paul Lynde: Replace me with Charles Nelson Reilly!Peter Marshall: Who are more likely to be romantically responsive. Women under thirty or women over thirty? Paul Lynde: I don’t have a third choice…?Come on! How super is he? Plus he was Unce Arthur warlock on Bewitched, my hero! lauren --
[noun]:

A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult

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My Blog

My review of the amazing restaurant Citrus Etoile in Paris

Citrus Etoile6 RUE ARSENE HOUSSAYEPARIS 75008www.citrusetoile.frwww.gillesepie.frTo eat at the best restaurants and know good food is one thing, to be a "foodie" and know what to order at a gastronomi...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:02:00 GMT

new story

HOW IT GOESI. Wrong numberI pick up the phone and call my mother.First mistake.She’s out of breath as she picks up the receiver. I can’t imagine why, she never leaves the house. No m...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:47:00 GMT

How Christmas Tastes

I don’t have many holiday memories of my father. These days it’s a welcomed check with a post-it that says, "Just what you wanted, cash." Never a Merry Christmas or a Happy Hanukah or eve...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:25:00 GMT

My Manifesto

MY MANIFESTOI believe gay is the new black.I believe laughing until you want to vomit or pee is the best feeling in the world. I believe that Hairless Chinese Cresteds are truly cats and the best bree...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:13:00 GMT

HOW TO HELP THE DYING

(this was written several years ago, everything is the same except I now have one dog and I am indeed older)I am an only child and only grandchild on both sides. I spent a lot of time alone as a chil...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:59:00 GMT