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Dances With Wallabies

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About Me

Your results:
You are Superman
Superman 80%
Spider-Man 65%
Robin 50%
The Flash 45%
Catwoman 45%
Supergirl 40%
Wonder Woman 40%
Hulk 40%
Green Lantern 40%
Iron Man 40%
Batman 15% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
You Are the Peacemaker
9 You are emotionally stable and willing to find common ground with others.Your friends and family often look to you to be the mediator when there is conflict.You are easy going and accepting. You take things as they come.Avoding conflict at all costs, you're content when things are calm. What number are you?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Geoffrey Charles Phillip Edward (Chip) Gross
Birthday: 30 July 1986
Birthplace: Fresno, California (or my mom's womb, I guess)
Current Location: Kingsburg, California
Eye Color: green/grey
Hair Color: Dirty blonde?
Height: 6' even
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left, sort of
Your Heritage: White (French, British, German, Dutch, Cherokee)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Whatever they were, they were both the same...
Your Weakness: Never rest your head on my shoulder and speak.
Your Fears: Matt resting his head on my shoulder and speaking, spiders, sharp objects.
Your Perfect Pizza: The Kiss
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ...write a piece for full orchestra, I suppose
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "indeed"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I wish I could say something."
Your Best Physical Feature: Thumbs - no, earlobes. I have okay eyeteeth too.
Your Bedtime: Anywhere from 0030 to 0330
Your Most Missed Memory: Yeah, I never can remember that one...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Coke is it.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Hemlock or Arsenic?
Single or Group Dates: I don't really like dates, so I'd probably prefer to only have to eat one.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Coke. Coke is it.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Since it's in a Coke float, it doesn't really matter.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Weekday or weekend?
Do you Smoke: Rarely.
Do you Swear: Well, I pledged allegiance to the flag a few times.
Do you Sing: Yes.
Do you Shower Daily: No. I'm just being honest. Artist's don't need to be clean. And I'm a posing artist, apparently.
Have you Been in Love: or am I?
Do you want to go to College: I was there for awhile, and now I'm not there anymore. But I might go back. So, I do want to go there, yes.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: I do, I do!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really.
Do you think you are Attractive: Are you hitting on me?
Are you a Health Freak: As long as the sock still bends, it's good. There's your answer.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Very much.
Do you play an Instrument: I do.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Okay, first you flirt with me, then you screen me. If it gets anywhere near frisking, I'm out of here.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, but I've got one coming. Maybe. If you play your cards right, you cheeky survey.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I haven't really been in the mood for achey feet.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I did eat the Oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, sort of.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. I prefer Fat Dipping. That means, heavily swimsuited.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only your heart! Admit it.
Ever been Drunk: There was one time I woke up around three or so and had to hold myself up as I walked down the hall. It was just that the walls kept moving on me. That's all I've got for you.
Ever been called a Tease: By somebody else? No.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes.
Ever Shoplifted: When I was really little, my mom says I took some gum from the grocery store, and started to chew it once we got back to the car. She said I was mortified when she got mad.
How do you want to Die: I like my hair color the way it is. It's "dye" by the way.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A servant.

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My Interests

Anybody know how to unlock the thus-far-unused majority of my brain? I'm interested in that.More importantly, in what people need. At least, as far as anything I have can meet it. If it's wanted.And if not, well, God's got quite a lot more than I have, in the way of wisdom and resource. Take it up with Him. I heard He was looking for You.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who doesn't want to kill me. Or anybody else. Or hurt, for that matter. Without just cause.But who decides the justice of a cause? Forget it.Kind people. There.

Music:

RUSH, Sunny Day Real Estate, Switchfoot, Steely Dan, Spock's Beard, Bach, Anonymous 4, Pantera, MEGADETH, Steve Vai (such a nice boy, that Stevey Vai!), Christine Glass, FrankenGross, Led Zep, Foo Fighters, Jars of Clay (earlier), The Fire Theft, Porcupine Tree.

The Westminster Chorus

Movies:



http://www.newfoundlandaccommodations.ca/videokitty vs toothbrush
Anything viewed with cheered company. As long as I can laugh, through tears or a felt seat and popcorn crumbs.

Television:

I prefer Magnavox to anything else. I guess it's just what I grew up using. Call me biased.

Books:

The Bible, Hank the Cowdog Vol. I, As I Lay Dying

My Blog

Pandemic Sonnet

Pandemic Sonnet  Today used to be cold.  MyHead began pounding aroundSix-thirty.  I think I have thyPlague.  This hits upon some ground,A heady heavy expanse grown...
Posted by Dances With Wallabies on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST

Ish

Ish     It shall be morning soon.  The blackened formThat rises from my earth continues staidAnd sure, a sentinel for former year...
Posted by Dances With Wallabies on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:51:00 PST

Clairaudient

Clairaudient* (;,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,&.. Here's a hefty tool.  But it isn't a weapon.Sublime!  The wielding,,,,And the repeats.  Heroes  Don't flow daily.  ...
Posted by Dances With Wallabies on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:48:00 PST

Grendel

(Grendel)   I warned you. Mead made them sluggish. It was improvised.   You and your many men ellided with my shores. I didn't invite You  heaven's golem -   I made walls sti...
Posted by Dances With Wallabies on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:44:00 PST

2067

Home is where the heart is.   The truth in that old daffodil has pursued me this summer season, finally overtaking my hobbling form at two in the morning, today.  The place where I grew up c...
Posted by Dances With Wallabies on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:21:00 PST

POW

I feel as I am passing into a new stage of my life.  As it happens that I look back through my old journals, I am struck by a certain presumptuous tone ringing in every word I wrote.  That s...
Posted by Dances With Wallabies on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:11:00 PST

Acrostic Thank You Card

I feel gripped somehow"Waiting is finished," You sayMy eye catches some sudden movementAnd my heart skips two beats There's the sound of beating wingsOutside the range of my visionFire licks the ...
Posted by Dances With Wallabies on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:10:00 PST

Fructus Mortis

at once, The void and formless dark took form, Face by light's declaration, "Let there be..." there was A code to creation, and a Kind of rhythm to its birth. they saw The day open as though It ...
Posted by Dances With Wallabies on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 01:15:00 PST

Sleepless

Dont let yourself into this flowing mass of people and politic.   I want to understand how things went wrong here, and I know where to go while life sours.   I know how it feels to be misund...
Posted by Dances With Wallabies on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 01:09:00 PST

Nail to Ivory, Arpeggiation; United--Apart

Give me but a moment in an open room Let me raise my hand and wave it back and forth in front of your eyes I know you're watching for sudden movements through that one-way mirror Stay over there, on y...
Posted by Dances With Wallabies on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:40:00 PST