Russian Ninja

I am a loyal supporter of Mother Russia, and bent on bring the all-powerful soviet union back, and crush all peaceful nations. In my amazing training in ninja-ry, I will lead the soviet union to another level of power, and will dominate the US and all it's allies. Upon conquering the US, we will bring an end to useless emotions such as love, hope, and compassion. We will the focus the minds of the former useless citizens, and turn them into an army of Russian ninjas. With the help of our ally Canada, we will spread to Europe. Our glorious battle plan will be to smother liquid chocolate over our enemies, and unlease a hoard of retards, who will rush to consume our enemies, and we shall be victorious through chocolaty delight. ....with our kick-assness the earth around japan will suddenly opened!walling helplessly all the chineses people will tumbled head over heels down the smoking chasm until they will splashed into the molten magma at the plant's core where they will slowly melted before igniting in a spitting fireball of greaseWe'll attack at night to conceal ourselves but it doent matter if we attack at night they still wont know what hit them and We'll steal the watches of the innocent the innocent will no longer be able to tell the time and Take the sandwiches of the hungry no more sandwiches there overratted the hunger will resort to eating chicken from the candblistic chicken farms that will feed the world and all the good food will go to all thoses in higher power And Fight for our rights to party! and this partting we hear of... i like it no one will be able to excape the wrath of our super nija skills it was wise of u to add or accept ur proposel of friend ship u will be in the higher powers with us and u shall eat not the chicken but great foods of great taste and juicy goodnessSoon, global domination will be at hand and there will be no stopping it